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Minor Fix 1.0.36

  • [p]We are Eva is now compatible with Windows 7 again[/p]
  • [p]Fixed a bug where light-blue world would cause the game to crash[/p]

We are Eva -85% Off(!) at Ukrainian Games Festival

[p]Ukrainian Games Festival arrived with a huge discount on We are Eva![/p][p]Some versions of you already own it. Join them.[/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p]

Steam Deck and a little extra...

  • [p]We are Eva is now Verified for Steam Deck and SteamOS. (Eventually)[/p]
    • [p]Got the fancy green checkmark and everything.[/p]
  • [p]Increased in-game leaderboard entries from 50 to 99.[/p]
    • [p]If you’re in the top 99 – Congratulations, you now exist![/p]
    • [p]If you’re #100 – RIP.[/p]
  • [p]Caught Eva measuring herself to see if she'd "fit in a console."[/p]
    • [p]We have no idea what that means. 👀[/p]

We tried something new, and it rhymes!

[p]We made a card game! Well... not a TCG-kind of card game, but one where card combinations result in darkly humorous microstories. [/p][p]If you like stories, rhymes, and mischievous fairies toying with mortal fates - wishlist Fate's Theater and check its demo during this Steam Next Fest! [/p][p]Warning: The game contains 0% platforming, 50% fairies and 50% dark humor.[/p][p]Thanks for your attention 💜[/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p]

Records of 2024!

Happy New Year, everyone!
We hope your 2025 is off to a fantastic start. 🎉 Looking back on 2024, we’d like to highlight some truly impressive achievements from a few dedicated players who pushed the game to its limits.

Oh, and if you’re curious to see more—or want to submit your own records—be sure to check out our Speedrun page!


🏆 Fastest Run (Current World Record):
PurpleNinjaGirl – Watch the video

🏆 Best Score & Fastest 100% (Current World Record):
artubass17 – Watch the video

🏆 Fastest Deathless Run (Current World Record):
PurpleNinjaGirl – Watch the video

[h3]Honorable mentions:[/h3]
🥈 2nd Fastest Run: CryptOfTheForgottenGames – Watch the video
🥉 3rd Fastest Run: artubass17 – Watch the video
🏆 All Gaps (Current World Record): PurpleNinjaGirl – Watch the video


Stay awesome!