Сharacter Profile: Jeff
Today, we’ll talk about how impossibly and unattainably awesome Jeff, the hero of Blast Brigade vs. The Evil Legion of Dr. Cread, is. We’ll review his cool looks, list of inspiring achievements, and all the attributes that make him a hotshot superspy. Or at least, that’s how it might have gone down if Jeff was the one talking about himself. The reality, however, is far less agreeable.
The only thing that’s remotely true in Jeff’s self-centered testimony is that he makes some things go BOOM, and other things go SQUISH. We must clarify that the things he blows up are not necessarily the ones deemed priority targets by B.L.A.S.T. Coupled with his happy-go lucky attitude, one could see how such developments have been a source of constant headache for the organization.
Jeff’s troublemaking roots run deep. Jeffrey J. Jefferson grew up as an orphan in the Eagletown’s Home for Troubled Boys. His parents were war heroes, missing and presumed dead after their plane was shot down by enemy forces. Bitter and filled with resentment at the world’s injustice, Jeff grew up to be maladjusted and juvenile with an unhealthy obsession with fireworks. The lack of acceptance from his peers only fueled his provocative behavior, paving the way for a potentially spectacular criminal career…
However, when his life was at its lowest, Jeff met a new teacher and a father figure — a retired Army demolitions expert named Major Killshade. His firm but positive influence set the boy on a straight path, and under Killshade’s tutelage, Jeff learned to channel his rage into becoming a patriotic and proud trooper with a penchant for explosions. After becoming the first man to be discharged from the Army for being too awesome (as stated in his discharge papers), Jeff set out on a new career path.
Joining B.L.A.S.T was a dream come true for this overly confident yet naïve rookie. Travelling around the globe on B.L.A.S.T business and expense was a sweet part of the package, too. He had set himself up for a care-free life of blasting his way through enemy forces… or so it seemed.
A few years later, Jeff accepted a mission to find and eliminate a mad scientist on a remote tropical island. Following this lead, he found himself surrounded by Dr. Cread’s henchmen with nothing but his fists, dashing good looks, and a grenade between him and his own survival. That’s where his real story begins…
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Blast Brigade Team