Concerning statistics
[p]The Zone’s been busy this past month — and by “busy” we mean deeply concerning.[/p][p]Over 655 165 hello's were shouted across the Zone’s wasteland. Most were probably ignored, but it’s the thought that counts. Approvals still outnumber disapprovals, proving that basic manners survive in the Zone… until the bullets fly.[/p][p]![]()
The auction pushed past 290 million in trades. The economy is up, sanity is down.[/p][p]Then there’s gravity — still undefeated: 121 970 stalkers somehow found a way to lose a one-on-one with the ground. Who knew the earth could be so dangerous?[/p][p]
Who says learning from mistakes is boring? 88 762 players tested grenades on themselves. Spoiler: bad idea.[/p][p]![]()
Lemonade? 23 161 lemons were eaten this month. Apparently when life gives you lemons — STALCRAFT: X players eat all of them at once.[/p][p]Up North, 1 932 stalkers were slain by rats. Yes, really. No, we don’t get it either.[/p][p]Despite the Zone being mostly mud and misery, 465 players still found a way to drown. It’s impressive given how little water the Zone actually has.[/p][p]![]()
And lastly, we have the artefact enthusiasts. Hundreds managed to die inside safezones thanks to their own creative builds:[/p][p]352 — psy;
386 — radiation;
330 — bio;
88 — thermal.[/p][p]Turns out “inner protection” isn’t infinite. Nothing like being vaporised by your own min-maxing.[/p][p]The Zone continues its eternal cycle: greet, trade, explode, fall, eat a lemon, and occasionally disintegrate in a safezone. Business as usual.[/p]
Who says learning from mistakes is boring? 88 762 players tested grenades on themselves. Spoiler: bad idea.[/p][p]
386 — radiation;
330 — bio;
88 — thermal.[/p][p]Turns out “inner protection” isn’t infinite. Nothing like being vaporised by your own min-maxing.[/p][p]The Zone continues its eternal cycle: greet, trade, explode, fall, eat a lemon, and occasionally disintegrate in a safezone. Business as usual.[/p]