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Early Access: Game Is Available to Pay (Not Play)

Finally, Deep Russian Depression is available to purchase in Early Access. Need to tell you now: do not buy the game if you want to play it right now — it is absolutley far away from full release and there is nothing to play yet. If you are ready to buy it today than do it, but don't even try to tell me how bad game is and how lazy I am.

Also, I absolutley don't need your critic and negative reviews. I publish it today because there is my last chance to do it in Russian Federation, which, in my feelings, government ready to block Telegram in month and Steam in year.

Thank you for your attention! Find me in Telegram until it possible and legal.

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[h2]Deep Russian Depression is Available to Purchase![/h2]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1858710/
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Deep Russian Depression Anniversary (#2)

Hello. Today marks the second anniversary of the failed release of Deep Russian Depression, which had been scheduled for February 24, 2024. A lot has changed since then, so let me fill you in on the current status of the project.

First off, we are closer to a potential release than ever before — the game has successfully passed the build review and can now be launched for sale. However, there's a catch: Steam moderators had some questions regarding the text in the Early Access section, so we'll need to wait a few more days for them to approve the revised version. I'm not sure if I'll be able to release the game on the nice-looking date of 02/26/2026, but if needed, I can always postpone the launch to 02/28/2026, 06/22/2026, or 02/04/2040.

Also, I should warn you that, as of now, there isn't much exciting content in the game — buying it at this stage is really just the best way to support further development. That said, even if someone does purchase it, I still won't be able to receive the money, since I don't have a foreign bank account to withdraw funds from. So why buy the game now? Well, we need to sell around 10,000 to 20,000 copies to unlock the ability to create community items — stuff like custom emoticons, profile backgrounds, and other goodies in the style of Deep Russian Depression. I've prepared something provocative yet within the rules that I think a lot of people might enjoy, but I don't want to spoil the surprise just yet.

As for the price, I'll likely set it to the minimum allowed in each region, so users can grab a copy of the game for themselves or their friends as a joke gift. If anyone's willing to pay more, the best thing they could do is buy multiple copies of Deep Russian Depression for many friends.

Regarding future development plans — there's a bold and unconventional idea for an additional story arc that could really help sell the game to a broader audience. However, making it happen would require funding I don't expect to have anytime soon, as well as collaboration with external parties, which would involve negotiations. So for now, that part remains up in the air.

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[h2]Deep Russian Depression is Available to Purchase![/h2]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1858710/
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The Second Try for Release

It has been four years since the Deep Russian Depression game page appeared on the Steam store. In that time, I could have had several children, gotten an education, become rich and famous, or at least released the game, but alas, something went wrong. I can't say the time was wasted, as new knowledge and goals have emerged, leading me toward a wonderful tomorrow! Ah, the wonderful tomorrow—it's a shame it might never come.

The internet is getting worse and worse—now the disruptions are affecting Steam too. So far, only the slow loading times of pages hint at what's to come, something that will engulf the entire foreign segment of the internet. At the same time, Steam's policies are starting to change, I believe, due to increasing pressure from competitors and those in power. After all, no one likes uncontrollable and independent forces that, on top of it all, earn billions of US dollars! Recent changes to Steam only affected the community and its content, but I'm sure it won't be long before they reach the store itself.

What I'm getting at is that Deep Russian Depression needs to be released for sale as soon as possible, while Russia still has access to the service and its requirements for releasing games haven't tightened. A few days ago, I submitted a build of the game for review to get through all the bureaucratic procedures quickly. I did everything possible to ensure the review doesn't drag on for several months like last time, so if everything goes smoothly, the game should be available for sale soon.

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[h2]Deep Russian Depression is Available to Purchase![/h2]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1858710/
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About Demise and Blocks

Greetings. About Deep Russian Depression I will tell you next time.

On the night of December 1st, 2025, in his thirteenth year, my pet, a red cat named Fox, died of old age. Even on his last day, he remained active, as much as his agonized body allowed. Despite being deathly tired and deeply apathetic, the cat turned his head toward me and we exchange glances for the last time.

Unfortunately, it's not only those destined to leave who are departing, but also that which should remain with us forever. First and foremost, I'm talking about common sense, of which there is less and less left in our world: blockades in the Internet, statements from half-crazed old men, reckless actions by young people, rising prices on everything, and an absolute lack of prospects for life.

What worries me most of all are the increasing blockades of websites and services within the Russian Federation. A year ago, we lost easy access to Discord, and today we can't send or receive messages on WhatsApp, which is why the masses are moving to the vile messenger Max, formerly known as scam. Why do I think it's vile? Just because. A sane person wouldn't trust their personal information to a service controlled by local security forces, who are just waiting for a reason to punish them.

However, messenger blockades are only half the trouble. For several weeks now, I haven't been able to play Dead by Daylight or Deceit 2 because I can't connect to the game servers, but I want it so badly! I'll have to spend five hundred rubles a month on an ExitLag subscription, and even then, it's not certain it will help. Looks like we'll only have to run from killers in real life soon, considering there will be many more of them on the streets, given this insane news backdrop.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a single brutal murder of some old lady who decided to pull a "Larisa Dolina" scam to swindle an apartment buyer. Out of three thousand scams this year, a grand total of zero old ladies killed. Truly, Russian people are the kindest and most patient when the opponent is stronger and better connected, which these old ladies are. I eagerly await the first case where some scammed buyer takes justice into their own hands.

Just now, I was scrolling through the news and saw a headline: Roblox has stopped working in Russia. All sorts of bastards in the comments are rejoicing because kids have been deprived of entertainment, because someone is worse off at this moment than they are. I hate gloating people, even though I have no interest in that game myself. It's kinda boring there, and the models are creepy, too blocky.

And anyway, we won't have money for games in the near future: it will be impossible to build a computer, both due to the global rise in component prices and due to government extortion. I suppose the conspiracy theorists were right — the population needs to be deprived of access to computing hardware, leaving them only smartphones for entertainment, corruption, and stupefaction. We're returning to the past, when a home computer was a luxury. It's good that I had one in my childhood, in the past, because in the future, I won't be able to afford one. Maybe a Steam Machine will be the salvation? Probably not, the prices there will likely be sky-high for the same reasons.

It feels like the entire Steam platform doesn't have long left to please users from Russian Federation. With each passing year, the blockades and restrictions become larger and more absurd, so I suppose by 2030 we'll be playing Counter-Strike and DotA on a local network, although if there will be somebody to play with.

Everything that brought joy and happiness is gradually fading into oblivion. The cat is gone, parents, friends, peers, and like-minded people will too. Future generations won't care about us, just as no one cared about the soviet people. I guess that's how it should be. You can leave some kind of comment for posterity if you want, but it's unlikely anyone will see it anyway.

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[h2]Deep Russian Depression is Available to Purchase![/h2]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1858710/
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