Parcel Corps News

Hello Bicycle Courier!


Do you want to test your bicycle couriering skills against others? See who can scour the streets of New Island the fastest and deliver parcels quickly (and "safely” is also desirable, but not a necessity.)


Then good news. You can!


Open your phone and select the Strift app to see other players time trials across the eight different zones. Challenge yourself to climb the leaderboards and beat your friends.



Speaking of friends, why not head to The Hub and join them for a ‘friendly’ game of Knockout? Compete with up to five other couriers – across all platforms – to deliver packages the fastest around your zone of choice.


Each round, the slowest rider will face their customer’s wrath and be eliminated, while everyone else gets more hard-earned cash*. Sweet, right?



Speaking of cash, you need a way to spend it. Inside the darkened corridors of The Hub, you can find the handy workshop ‘Bikey Boys’ to customise your bike to ride in style.

From changing colours to fitting new parts, you can do it all. Unlock new driveshafts, wheels, handles, and more as you progress through your global delivery domination. Purchase them at Bikey Boys, or through their nifty phone app.



Change a spoke before you go broke!


* after taxes, deductions, and running costs.

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Hello budding Bicycle Courier!

We presume you're here because you're attracted to the lifestyle of a freelance bicycle courier and are ready to grind, drift, and wallride through (and above!) the bustling New Island streets.



Here at Secret Mode we recognise that the gig economy is a challenging place, so we're delighted to confirm that the full price ticket to New Island and its eight levels of courier chaos has been permanently reduced from $34.99/£29.99 to $24.99/£19.99.

So grab those handlebars, shoulder that backpack, and get ready woo business owners with your dashing delivery dependability. Dish out those parcels… and be prepared to juggle a world-saving side-gig in the process!



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Hello Bicycle Courier!



As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings.



The Citadel is the most heavily guarded and policed area in New Island. Avoid taking to the busy streets and roads, and instead use every wallride and rail grind you can find to dodge the corrupt clutches of the law. Search high and low for the fastest and safest routes to your destination.



Assist Mr Wiener escape his own run-ins with justice, dispose of some old clothing for Sports Sports Sports, and pick up some fresh produce for Pink Mam’s to bake into delicious sugary treats.



Sign up the final ten businesses… and save the world.



https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/



Parcel Corps is out now! Want to get updates on your Parcel Corps order? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Also Join our Discord to get all the latest news and sneak peeks! 

Hello Bicycle Courier!



As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings.



After getting off the train in the Financial District, you’ll find friendly familiar faces to greet you. The open roads between tube stations are shadowed by large pedestrian walkways overhead that provide faster, more direct travel.



Expand Wine King’s empire, bulldoze your way through the streets for Brawn, and deliver the hottest news for the Daily Tatter. Be on guard though, bicycle courier, as there is an imposter among us and it could spell disaster – not just for you, but for the world.



Successfully sign up ten businesses to infiltrate the final area – the Citadel.



https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/



Parcel Corps is out now! Want to get updates on your Parcel Corps order? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Also Join our Discord to get all the latest news and sneak peeks! 

Hello Bicycle Courier!



We know a thing about false starts, but we’re committed to delivering the best satirical bicycle game in the world.


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Today’s new patch focuses on bike tuning to remove more pesky bugs and adding more performance settings for your cycling pleasure.

It’s smoother! It’s faster! It’s funnier*! Features include:

• Further performance settings including the ability to use FSR 3.0 or DLSS upscaling
  
  Achievement bug fixes, all achievements are now obtainable
  
  Multiple progress blocking bugs resolved
  
  Improved keyboard remapping UI
  
  Further environment optimisations and pop-in reduction

Update now, patch up that flat, and get delivering those parcels.

(*Note: humour content does not change, all new jokes exist with our new trailer.)



https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/



Parcel Corps is out now! Want to get updates on your Parcel Corps order? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Also Join our Discord to get all the latest news and sneak peeks!