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These Businesses Need Your Service!

Hello future bicycle couriers!



Whether you’re delivering for Das La Post or wheelie-ing with the Wallaby Wheelers, your objective is the same – to get as many businesses as possible around New Island to sign up for your services!



Some of these business owners run small, humble services. Others more... eccentric ventures. Here are three business owners you will meet on your quest for delivery domination!



[h3]Brawn’s Gym [/h3]



“Feel the burn, Bicycle Courier.”




Brawn, also known as “Bullchad”, is a muscular bodybuilder and gym instructor. He loves to lift, and attributes it to four of his five steps to get fit (alongside a certain enhancement substance).



He needs someone to deliver a new supply of beef-flavoured energy supplements to his clients, as doing any kind of cardio would ruin his physique. Prove yourself by charging through the streets of the Parklands, following checkpoints like a bull to a red rag.



You might just gain his approval and business if you do it quick enough.



[h3]Ring’Os[/h3]



“We’re bringing good vibes, sugar glaze and rainbow sprinkles right into your esophagus.”




Delivering for Ring’Os is sure to leave you doing doughnuts through New Island. With multiple happy customers and clientele, Ring’Os is booming – allowing for plenty of gigs for bicycle couriers.



Feel the groove as you deliver these tasty treats in a timely manner. You may even get tasked with ‘mixing them up’ on route!



[h3]Petal Pusher [/h3]



“We don’t sell Gas Flowers.”




Selling only the highest quality flowers, this solo entrepreneur has made her living by perfecting her patented compost recipe. The soil only has one side effect – the high potency of its fumes!



When delivering to customers, one must not only handle the package with care to avoid spillages but needs to remain agile and always on the move. Failure to do so, and you may just wake up somewhere unfamiliar...



https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/



These are just three of the businesses that require the services of YOU! Ride well, digital bicycle courier.



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East Coast Couriers Recruiting Now!



After a successful round of investment, the East Coast Couriers are proud to announce that we are expanding into New Island!


Our recruitment has already begun, with some of our highly trained couriers ready to welcome you into our ranks. Learn to ride with swagger alongside Daryll, Romero, or our panda-loving fanatic Sakura.


No package too big, no alley too tight, we'll take anything the customer wants – wherever, whenever. Their goods are safe in our hands.


(We are a delivery company and nothing else.)


Join us today!





https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/


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Wallaby Wheelers are recruiting!



Sick and tired of your brekkie being cold when you get it? Devo when some bludger can’t do some hard yakka and delivers your parcel late?


Then join the Wallaby Wheelers to solve all ya problems!


We are:

  • Half British

  • Half Australian

  • Half Human

  • Half Bike

  • 150% courier

  • Incredibly bad at maths

  • Reliable, determined delivery geniuses who will run everyone else off the road to get deliveries done on time (or your money back
  • )



Sound good? Then sign up to be one of our couriers today! Our training is quick and rated 6 stars out of 5! Our roster includes the ever-serious Ross, the friendly Zain, and Jess, who is here for the vibes.


*No refunds.



https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/


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Join Das-La Post!



[h3]CALLING ALL FUTURE BICYCLE COURIERS. [/h3]


Are you:

  • Fit and athletic?

  • Have a VO2 Max greater than 70 mL/kg/min?

  • Professional and fearless?

  • Willing to put your own life in danger to protect customer’s parcels?

  • Incredibly stylish?

  • Wanting to wear super tight Lycra that will expose the goosebumps on your skin?



Then you’ll want to Join Das-La Post, the only logical choice in parcel deliveries around New Island. Experience our top-class training alongside some of our professional athletes, such as Veloz, Gregorie, and Anneke.


Any other courier shows inferiority.


Join Das-La Post today!







https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/



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Parcel Corps is live streaming at Steam Next Fest

Hello budding entrepreneur!

Slip into some spandex and prepare to take on the role of a freelance bicycle messenger in Parcel Corps.

The Parcel Corps demo is available throughout Steam Next Fest until June 19th.

Don't forget to wishlist the game for more updates delivered directly to your virtual doorstep by one of our trusty couriers.