Turnip Boy Robs a Bank News

Announcing... RIZZ DUNGEON: SKELETON KEY TO MY HEART!!!

What's up turnip people???

We're back to show y'all our BRAND NEW GAME???

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We’re thrilled to finally unveil Rizz Dungeon: Skeleton Key to My Heart; a monster-girl romance dungeon crawler where your weapon is flirting and your party does the fighting for you. We’re focused on emulating that wonderful, maximalist old-school aesthetic with a modern twist!

It’s also coming out soon; this game will be dropping in Q1 of 2026! We’ve been shifting focus to smaller, juicier games, and this is our foray into that matter! We’ve been loving working on this game, and we’re certain you’ll love playing it, too!

Please WISHLIST WISHLIST WISHLIST! Tell your friends, family, etcetera- it helps an absolute TON!!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4029090
Thank yah gamers! We hope to see you in the dungeon... the RIZZ Dungeon!

- Snoozy Kazoo 💤

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Acclaim rises from the dead, with help from the founder of Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion's publisher, and a guy who once said "It's Mr Slap Nuts to you"

Remember Acclaim, the publisher of a bunch of classic 90s games including NBA Jam, Turok, and the original Mortal Kombat (alongside Midway), declaring bankruptcy in 2004? Well, it's being ressurected as a fresh venture which will aim to "support indie developers and reignite classic franchises". No, we don't know if it'll be doing stuff like offering people cash and an Xbox to change their name to Mr Turok this time.

It's a new month which means new Xbox Game Pass additions, and there's plenty of variety in this fresh batch.

New Holiday Hats Are On The Way!

Hello Friends!

Some fun new hats are coming to Turnip Boy Robs a Bank this holiday season! We are super excited about how these turned out, so keep an eye out as we head into Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years! Enjoy the season in style and have a Happy Holidays everyone!