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Subject: Celebrating 250,000+ Hell Manager Job Applications - A Hell of an Achievement!
Dear Infernal Souls,
We, the Hell's Human Resource (HHR) department, are excited to announce a great milestone. It is with great pleasure and a tinge of awe, that we officially announce the receipt of a staggering 250,000+ Hell Manager applications!
Yes, you heard it right! In a short span of time, our realm has witnessed an exponential increase in applications regarding our software for punishing filthy sinners, HERETIC'S FORK: PROBATION, surpassing our recently announced achievement of 250,000+ applications in a mere matter of days. This has left even the most of our demons nearly speechless – a rare occurrence indeed, all thanks to you, and management!
To each of you who has dared to enter our demonic territory, we sincerely thank you and show our respect. You have completely astonished us with your strong enthusiasm, dedication, and devotion in maintaining the integrity of our holy rift.
In conclusion, we extend our most sincere appreciation for your loyalty to the holy cause. This achievement is a testament to your dedication and serves as a stark reminder of the potential that lies within the darkest recesses of your souls. Until our paths cross again... See you in hell!
Sincerely,
Hell's Human Resource (HHR)
Dear Infernal Souls,
We, the Hell's Human Resource (HHR) department, are excited to announce a great milestone. It is with great pleasure and a tinge of awe, that we officially announce the receipt of a staggering 250,000+ Hell Manager applications!
Yes, you heard it right! In a short span of time, our realm has witnessed an exponential increase in applications regarding our software for punishing filthy sinners, HERETIC'S FORK: PROBATION, surpassing our recently announced achievement of 250,000+ applications in a mere matter of days. This has left even the most of our demons nearly speechless – a rare occurrence indeed, all thanks to you, and management!
To each of you who has dared to enter our demonic territory, we sincerely thank you and show our respect. You have completely astonished us with your strong enthusiasm, dedication, and devotion in maintaining the integrity of our holy rift.
In conclusion, we extend our most sincere appreciation for your loyalty to the holy cause. This achievement is a testament to your dedication and serves as a stark reminder of the potential that lies within the darkest recesses of your souls. Until our paths cross again... See you in hell!
Sincerely,
Hell's Human Resource (HHR)