Hi hi, puny humans!
You know what time it is! It's
Slime Time yet again, and our team's here to chat about that green nonchalant dude from our upcoming action roguelite
Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot everyone's been excited about. Yes, we're talking about
Slime, and today, we want to kick off
a series of posts about its misadventures.
โฃ๏ธThe GOOfy Misadventures of Slimeโฃ๏ธ
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Episode 1: Introduction ๐[/h2]
[h3]"sup y'all, name's Slime, and I just want to destroy stuff"[/h3]
'So what the hell is Slime?' you may ask. Well, in technical terms, it's a blob of slime. But not just
some blob! Slime is the result of a wild experiment by its former master, Despot.
See, it was initially just some goo used for creating artificial humans. But then it came to life! We reckon it might even have a soul now, lol. Anyway, here's the deal: it is on a mission to defeat Despot, break out of his dungeon, and *
do random stuff*. Or destroy the planet. Honestly, it's hard to understand what's inside that jelly Slime uses as a brain.
Turns out our master Despot caught wind of Slime's plan and sent legions of genetically engineered creatures after its sticky ass. We guess it's worth mentioning these legions include puny humans, too! Despot can make as many of those meatbags as he wishes, so it's not going to be easy for the gooey fella.
But guess what! As seen in the GIF above, Slime's got a trick or two up its sleeve. The green guy's squishy "body" can absorb different
weapons, from
AK-47s to
boomerangs to
watermelons ๐. Yeah, watermelons can be downright dangerous when flung at the right angle!
Anyway, Slime's power-ups come in the form of
cardsโcards that it unlocks, adds to its
own deck, and buys when leveling up. It can assemble up to five decks and switch 'em out. ๐
As an advanced (but still kinda dumb) pile o' goo, Slime can also slurp up pick-ups from the dungeon floor: There's an
excavator arm that makes our slimy renegade temporarily invincible,
health tanks, a
road sign that gives a speed boost,
gumball machines that explode turn dozens of living things into bloody pรขtรฉ, and
barrels with radioactive waste. ๐
Speaking of the radioactive barrels โข๏ธ: they seem to alter Slime's DNA! Collect those to make it more powerful. ๐
Now, all these upgrades and power-ups help our sticky "friend" fight off hordes of disposable minions. ๐
A thousand or two dead humans is pocket money for master Despot, so Slime should expect PLENTY MORE where that came from. But Slime doesn't care: He likes nothing more than random violence! Anyways, folks, we hope you had a blast getting to know our green chaotic bastard.
[h3]Please do wishlist
Slime 3K: Rise Against Despotโthe release is happening pretty soon![/h3]
store.steampowered.com/app/2348610/Slime_3K_Rise_Against_Despot
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