Golden Chambers News

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• You now auto collect the ammo if stepped over a gun
  
• Ballboss HP nerfed
  
• Bats are now easier to hit
  
• Fixed weapon duping on death
  
• Dynamite throwing fix
  
• Reworked cards visuals
  
• Collectable photos will now show the actual pictures
  
• Boss battle music tracks rearranged
  
• Localization fixes
  

Love you all and thank you again and have a great weekend!

Your FPS cup likely runneth over this month with Doom: The Dark Ages (unless you've got good taste. Nah, I'm just messing. It's alright) but if you'd like a top up, spare a thought for the early access release of "comedic RPG shooter" Chambers. It's from Mr. Pink and JFJ, the former of which made Golden Light, which Edwin called "the world's most disgusting FPS". Have you the read the Maw? Do you know how much it takes to disgust Edwin? Here's a little looksee.

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Saddle Up, Chambs!

[h2]CHAMBERS IS OUT IN EARLY ACCESS | BUY NOW [/h2]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2437570/Chambers/





From cursed cowboy duels to nightmarish tactical FPS—this bundle pairs two unforgiving shooters where creativity is your best weapon.

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Get both games with an extra 15% OFF



From spell-slinging cowboy chaos to brutal retro Soviet survival—this bundle pairs two radically different (but equally unhinged) shooter experiences.

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/53191/The_Unfiltred/

Get both games with an extra 15% OFF



Grab two doses of mrpink's insanity with this limited-time duo.

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/53871/The_Bizarre/

Get both games with an extra 15% OFF

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Deep stomach anxiety sickness leading to digital entertainment product early access release with price of two thousand american rubles due to the latest political tendencies and now he says he is saving money for one of those new exoskeleton models who use pneumatic tubes to help with the process of force rising his fingers and smashing them down on keyboard buttons writing these god forgotten news posts trying to grab grab grab the attention and he says hi friends here I am the masterpiece of a sandwich made by obsessed chief who put many meanings between my breadcheeks and also he made me with a living dynamic theme in mind keeping the room for improv and also and also and then friends yum yum the sandwich and ask for some tasty beverage to wash whatever that was down with but suddenly a memory comes back to their minds the memory of themselves years ago when they were tiny and were allowed to just live and have fun when they danced their silly dances and they take their knives and they open themselves wide and they let their inner children to come out and they come out all covered in blood smiling and laughing and we all dance and dance and we scream and blood rains and blood rains and we sing we never die we never die and it is a beautiful chaotic mess of a dance but we dance we dance and we sing and we dance and we do not die and we die but you know the irs is still watching but we can not stop and they watching as we dance and we sing and they see us in blood and they say we should tax this мoтн3гfиcкeг twice and they tax and they tax and to tell the secret me here and the fellas are tinkering a smaller simple two dimensional rage stinker on the side and the irs is not getting any coins out of our work on that at least yet but still even considering every single evil thing happening in the world we still believe in bright future and we will never die.

Let me speak from my heart in English please -164.628
All I want right now is to cry the loudest tears and smash this laptop I've spent countless hours with tinkering this violent wild west stinker and dozens of other unfinished dead and forgotten games.
I've been asked to post another steam update devlog thing or whatever. Well guess what, since we're way out of that deadline anyway and the dev team is basically on their own - me here ain't gonna try Cozing Up The Audience X Smooching Up The Algorithms Ass. Yes we have a lot of stuff in the game and what not, but me here writing this is filled to the brim with anxiety, so I'll share this instead. 176.566
[h2]
DON'T WE ALL HATE BEING AT MERCY OF OTHERS[/h2]

1. Everyone should be always engaged in 100% productivity output activities.
   
2. Boredom is in deficit and deep inside we all miss those days when there was no fun at all.
   
3. Capital is aimed to the world state all around pierced by mazes of self-sustaining income squeezing mechanisms.
   
4. Every One is a Pig for Someone.
   

[h2]You Have To[/h2]
I can assure you not a single one of all Old West inhabitants experienced a roller-coaster me here is riding these last two years. Naturally, as a reward I keep getting this free-falling dread like 4 stories high stage-diving with eyes tight shut not knowing are there folks who's willing to catch or not. You stinkers better help catching or next time it could be you diving!


Lately there's been lots of Eastern People spawning around. We do enjoy and approve that 100%. Losing only to artificially injected youngsters would be the worst thing.
Lots of developers these days are willing to jump into p0rno6Яaphical digital interactive entertainment projects. Are you?
How much you'd pay to be left alone?
You are welcome to spend your time here. These days it's harder to find a place where you're not welcome. That makes you special. Yes yes you.
Me here grewed and cleared six different full-blown beards while tinkering this stinker.
If you fellas won't catch my spine will hurt so much me here will remember that to the end.
The end.


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