Toribash News

[h3]Hello and welcome to Toribash Soccer League![/h3]
(also known as football league in all countries except handegg land)

Your goal is to lob your recently decapitated head into one of the two goal posts without touching any of the red objects.
But here's the catch: If you want to make it out with the TLS prizes you will need to best our automated goalie system! What does this mean? Well, there are two goal posts you can choose from. One will have slow blocks bouncing back and forth, basically a free win right? However, the second one will have faster blocks and a no-touch zone around the edges. Remember to avoid touching the head with your hands!

Advanced Goal Post

• Soccer Head 3D item
  
• 8,000 Toricredits
  
• 4 Shiai Tokens

Basic Goal Post

• 4,000 Toricredits
  
• 2 Shiai Tokens

[h3]Participate in Toribash Soccer League now by accessing the event from the News tab in your game client! Have fun![/h3]

[h3]Updates in today's build:[/h3]

• Soccer League event
  
• Allow message typing animation skipping in tutorials and events
  
• Design tweaks (use rounded edges) for replay selector in events
  
• Fixed bug that was preventing autosaved replays to be chosen in events replay selector
  
• Fixed bug with possible incorrect keypress handling in events
  

[h3]We're glad to announce our collaboration with Smashersoap![/h3]
Toribash now has themed shower soap so you can smell like your fighter! Cool right????

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Smashersoaps are handmade lightly scented goats milk soap made with all natural ingredients that is safe on sensitive skin and repairs dry skin.

Toribash soaps come in two scents, blood orange and cool air. Pick yours or buy both for a small discount!



[h3]Get the Toribash LIMITED EDITION soaps now at smashersoap.com.[/h3]
They will only be available until May 15th, so don't hesitate for too long! Worldwide shipping available.

[h2]Greetings, Toris. King Blingo decided to bless you with the all new "Kingship" set, hooray![/h2]

Originally posted by Blingo

Rulers who have forsaken Toris for the betterment of the present.
The advancement of civilization, the inevitable downfall of it, dozens of times over.
All plans were halted indefinitely to prioritize pleasing the royalty.
For far too long these families have plagued the society the rule.

I was forgotten, after being worn by those whose actions were evil.
But heed these words - those who feel it is essential to be called great, royal, or regal.
You shall experience the true meaning behind "Kingship."

You. I must ask you.
...Are you next in line?

[h3]Blingo the Crown - 30,000 TC or 5 Shiai Tokens[/h3]
Blingo is the new king put in charge of an ongoing brutal legacy. You can't hear him, but you know exactly what he wants from that look on his face. He's hungry. He wants blood... or, maybe just ice cream.



[h3]Royal Longsword - 35,000 TC or 5 Shiai Tokens[/h3]
King Blingo commissioned this masterpiece of a longsword but couldn't carry it, so Blingo received a tiny golden version and then the longsword was sold off.



[h3]Trofeo's Staff - 50,000 TC or 5 Shiai Tokens[/h3]
With this essential staff, King Blingo has proven himself to be quite the fearless crown!...wait, is that a candy jewel?



[h3]Taiji Dao Blade - 25,000 TC or 5 Shiai Tokens[/h3]
It's best to have a short-sword in case you cannot yield your longsword, preparing yourself is half the battle.



[h3]Throne of King Softrule - 75,000 TC or 8 Shiai Tokens[/h3]
Every ruler must prepare themselves a chair durable enough to withstand long speeches, endless combat and melted ice cream. Remember not to try to lift it!



The items are now available in Torishop, and to sweeten the deal, it is on a discount for today! So get them while they're new and cheap, the stock won't last forever!

Good Morning (for me) Toribashers!

We are proud to present the Single Player Cup has returned in 2022, featuring a team of expert judges, huge prizes and something special to be released later...

For more info check out the thread on the forums:
https://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=655169

Please read the thread carefully as it contains important information to qualify for the tournament!

Small Update as of April 22nd ::

We've made a way to submit replays ingame now so it's easier than ever to prove you're the best.
In light of this change we've also extended the deadline to the 27th of April

Every valid entry gets an exclusive unique 3D item, so get clicking those joints and doing your thing!

Final deadline for entering is April 27th. We look forward to your replays ❤️