I played 2025's weirdest RPG, and ended up in a hot tub with a living tofu

Promise Mascot Agency is a game that looks to answer the age-old yet timely question: If I were a disgraced, presumed dead ex-Yakuza banished to a run-down town full of living cartoon mascots, how would I run my events business out of a repurposed love hotel? It's a question that has, of course, plagued many of us for years, and finally one game may just hold the answer.

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