Promise Mascot Agency, the 'world's first open world mascot management crime drama,' is all that and somehow more

It's hard to believe Promise Mascot Agency's developers believe in the words "too far." A few minutes into the game I met my new assistant at the agency I have to return to profit, which exclusively employs weirdos and rejects. Pinky is a child-height severed finger with a hair trigger for flying into a rage. Half an hour later the first mascot I run into in the nearby town and recruit to my agency is a cat covered in cum (sorry, "Japanese yam"). He loves porn...
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