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Major Update #11: Shanghai Love and Birthday!

[p]Hello, everyone. Today is my birthday, and in honor of that, I am releasing an update. It is quite important to me, especially.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]I hope you will enjoy it.[/p][p][/p][p]I am also releasing a new DLC - Shanghai Love.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]List of changes:[/p]
  • [p]New DLC Shanghai Love with a unique premium skin for the character and decor.[/p]
  • [p]Added 2 new achievements.[/p]
  • [p]Completely changed the DLC system (nothing for you, simplification and optimization for me, hehe).[/p]
  • [p]Completely changed the localization system and translation curve (yeah, it's about time).[/p]
  • [p]Fixed a bug with items dropping outside the map on level 2 (thanks to the person who reported it, you're the best!)[/p]
  • [p]Fixed a bug with the “Meet without panties” achievement (not sure if it wasn't working, but I think people said they couldn't get it, now it will definitely work)[/p]
  • [p]Some other minor stuff, I forgot what -_-[/p]
[p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]I'll also be adding new drop items and new achievements soon.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]Thank you for being with me and for your feedback. I'm growing, and now I'm going to go have a drink. [/p][p][/p][p]You guys are the BEST!!![/p][p][/p][p][/p]

Update #10: Steam Deck, New Year, and...

[p]Hello, hello. I haven't forgotten about you yet. Ignoring depression and the lack of beer in my life. I'm releasing another update and some news. So what? I'll tell you now, and you give me feedback quickly!!![/p][p][/p][p]List of changes:[/p][p]1. Our great game is now available on Steam Deck!!! (I'm shocked myself);[/p][p]2. Updated Unity version (yes, yes, the one that prevents you from being hacked, I updated it);[/p][p]3. Added New Year's decorations;[/p][p]4. Added another point for obtaining the Steam game item;[/p][p]5. Changed the eye-catching sand texture in the first location to snow;[/p][p]6. Something else, I already did it and forgot...[/p][p][/p][p]Happy New Year, everyone.[/p][p]I wish you all the best. Thank you for playing my game![/p][p][/p][p][/p]

Update #9: A little bit better :)

[p]As usual, you weren't expecting it, but I've updated something :)[/p][p][/p][p]List of changes:[/p][p][/p]
  • [p]New level updated;[/p]
  • [p]More decorations in this empty location;[/p]
  • [p]More enemies;[/p]
  • [p]I've tried everything to optimize it, but nothing works, but I've done what I can;[/p]
[p][/p][p][/p][p]Have a good sale)[/p][p][/p][p][/p]

Update #8: Tun Tun Sahour

[h3]HELLO! I've done an update here. Crazy, horrible, cringe-worthy and hilarious, that's what I wanted to show, and what came out, well you'll see :D[/h3][p][/p][p][/p][p]List of changes:[/p]
  • [p]NEW LEVEL with Tun Tun Tun Tun Sahur and others.[/p]
  • [p]Fixed lighting on the final level[/p]
  • [p]Fixed the text on the final level[/p]
  • [p]Added new music[/p]
  • [p]Bug fix (sort of, well, the second time did not fall for it)[/p]
[p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]Well, that's all I remembered, further you will find.[/p][p][/p][p]If you see bugs and other problems, write here or create a discussion. Enjoy the game and in search of LOVE!!![/p][p][/p][p][/p]

My new masterpiece! - NO LOGIC INC.

Did you enjoy… well, the madness I’ve already unleashed?

Then brace yourself - I’ve just launched a demo for my new game:
🎮 NO LOGIC INC. — the absurdity-hunting simulator

Here, vending machines spit bricks, meat whispers, and benches decide they can fly.
Your job? Pretend everything’s fine.
(And maybe clean up the mess. Probably. Maybe.)

🧠 Why you should try it:
  • You survived my last game - you’re clearly qualified.
  • It’s a free demo and you’re already reading this.
  • Absurdity isn’t a bug. It’s a genre.


🔗 Play the demo now
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🕹️ With absurd love,
DarkLight Studio