💾 The Anvil Speaks in idle life 0.8o
[h2]🎉 THANK YOU! 🎉[/h2][p]We just hit:
🥇 #17 in Early Access – "Popular & Upcoming"
🎮 Top 50 in "Popular & Upcoming – Singleplayer"
That’s wild. We’re a cursed little game about enchanted books and mining goblins — and somehow you made it climb the charts.
From the bottom of the forge: thank you. 🔥🖤[/p][p]
[/p][h2]💾 The Anvil Speaks.[/h2][p]The sparks have settled. The runes are glowing. And your gear is no longer safe from magic.
A new age begins — one of steel, spellcraft… and chaos.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]🎉 New Content [/h2][p]✨ Enchantments Activated:
The Anvil now does what it was forged to do — enchantments!
Your gear can now gain powerful new effects.
Some will save your life. Others might end it faster. Use with caution. Or don’t.[/p][p]📘 New Item – Enchanted Tome:
An ancient book reforged with arcane power.
Capable of holding multiple enchantments and transferring them between gear.
It’s not weightless — but for future reference:
Items that weigh exactly 0.0 will no longer display their weight in the inventory.
Also: 15 enchantments were added.
Perfectly balanced? Ha. That’s your job now, Beta testers. 😈[/p][p]🧠 XP System Added:
Fight in the Arena to earn XP.
Use it to enhance your gear, unlock builds, and shame your friends with better stats.
More uses for XP are planned — maybe even cursed upgrades?[/p][p]🧱 10 Brand New Items:
- Plastic Block (it’s clunky, it's cursed, it’s DIY)
- Oil Blob (refined and slippery)
- Copper Wire (for all your shocking needs)
- Resin Lump (sticky and ancient)
- Coal Dust (don’t inhale)
- Selfmade Plastic (because industry waits for no one)
- Cable Coil (plastic meets copper in a love story)
- Battery Pack (small but unstable)
- Lightning Shard (an upgraded Upgrade Shard – seriously)
- Strom-Kern (silent, deadly, conducts very well)[/p][p]⚒️ 12 New Crafting Recipes:
More combos, more chaos. Some examples:
- Oil + Resin = Primitive Plastic
- Copper Wire + Plastic = Cable
- Cable + Battery = Power Module
- Upgrade Shard + Battery = Lightning Shard
- Lightning Shard + Copper + Plastic = ⚡ Something spicy
- And yes, one recipe literally involves coal dust and rage[/p][p]🏆 New Achievement:
🔋 “Fully Wired” – You crafted the battery… now feel the consequences.
(And no, we won't tell you how to survive what happens next.)[/p][p]
[/p][h2]🛠️ Updated Systems [/h2][p]🔨 Upgrade Button Relocated:
All upgrades now happen at the Anvil.
It’s loud. It’s smoky. It’s where upgrades belong.[/p][p]🛡️ Item Reworks:
- Armor can no longer boost mining speed. Nice try.
- Several bugged items rebalanced or reworked.[/p][p]🏆 Achievements & Quests:
- 1 Achievement and 1 Quest have been reworked for clarity and reward flow.
- Many more Achievements are on the way. Too many? We'll see.[/p][p]🧪 Performance Optimizations:
Our latest tests revealed:
- CPU usage down by approximately 1 %
- GPU usage down by up to 3 %
- RAM usage is up by 10 MB... well, you can’t win them all.
Consider it emotional memory.[/p][p]🔧 Bugfixes & Cleanups:
- Crafting + Autosave no longer duplicate or eat items
- Items with weight 0.0 no longer display a ghostly “0 kg”
- Future-removed items will now auto-clean from saves
- Throwing items into lava no longer sometimes upgrades them (yes, that happened)
- Fixed bug where workers restarted from 0 instead of resuming progress
- UI scaling and Steam Deck support improved
- Loading screen now faster (milliseconds count, ok?)[/p][p]
[/p][h2]📅 What's Next? [/h2][p]🗓️ Coming Soon:
- 6.7–13.7: Daily content drops begin → new items, monsters, quests & more
- Possibly a secret project. Possibly another bug. Stay tuned.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]💬 Share your cursed builds. Or your bugs.[/h2][p]Join the official Discord to report enchantment madness, XP farming exploits, or post screenshots of bugged floating anvils.
👉 Enter the forge[/p]
🥇 #17 in Early Access – "Popular & Upcoming"
🎮 Top 50 in "Popular & Upcoming – Singleplayer"
That’s wild. We’re a cursed little game about enchanted books and mining goblins — and somehow you made it climb the charts.
From the bottom of the forge: thank you. 🔥🖤[/p][p]
[/p][h2]💾 The Anvil Speaks.[/h2][p]The sparks have settled. The runes are glowing. And your gear is no longer safe from magic.
A new age begins — one of steel, spellcraft… and chaos.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]🎉 New Content [/h2][p]✨ Enchantments Activated:
The Anvil now does what it was forged to do — enchantments!
Your gear can now gain powerful new effects.
Some will save your life. Others might end it faster. Use with caution. Or don’t.[/p][p]📘 New Item – Enchanted Tome:
An ancient book reforged with arcane power.
Capable of holding multiple enchantments and transferring them between gear.
It’s not weightless — but for future reference:
Items that weigh exactly 0.0 will no longer display their weight in the inventory.
Also: 15 enchantments were added.
Perfectly balanced? Ha. That’s your job now, Beta testers. 😈[/p][p]🧠 XP System Added:
Fight in the Arena to earn XP.
Use it to enhance your gear, unlock builds, and shame your friends with better stats.
More uses for XP are planned — maybe even cursed upgrades?[/p][p]🧱 10 Brand New Items:
- Plastic Block (it’s clunky, it's cursed, it’s DIY)
- Oil Blob (refined and slippery)
- Copper Wire (for all your shocking needs)
- Resin Lump (sticky and ancient)
- Coal Dust (don’t inhale)
- Selfmade Plastic (because industry waits for no one)
- Cable Coil (plastic meets copper in a love story)
- Battery Pack (small but unstable)
- Lightning Shard (an upgraded Upgrade Shard – seriously)
- Strom-Kern (silent, deadly, conducts very well)[/p][p]⚒️ 12 New Crafting Recipes:
More combos, more chaos. Some examples:
- Oil + Resin = Primitive Plastic
- Copper Wire + Plastic = Cable
- Cable + Battery = Power Module
- Upgrade Shard + Battery = Lightning Shard
- Lightning Shard + Copper + Plastic = ⚡ Something spicy
- And yes, one recipe literally involves coal dust and rage[/p][p]🏆 New Achievement:
🔋 “Fully Wired” – You crafted the battery… now feel the consequences.
(And no, we won't tell you how to survive what happens next.)[/p][p]
[/p][h2]🛠️ Updated Systems [/h2][p]🔨 Upgrade Button Relocated:
All upgrades now happen at the Anvil.
It’s loud. It’s smoky. It’s where upgrades belong.[/p][p]🛡️ Item Reworks:
- Armor can no longer boost mining speed. Nice try.
- Several bugged items rebalanced or reworked.[/p][p]🏆 Achievements & Quests:
- 1 Achievement and 1 Quest have been reworked for clarity and reward flow.
- Many more Achievements are on the way. Too many? We'll see.[/p][p]🧪 Performance Optimizations:
Our latest tests revealed:
- CPU usage down by approximately 1 %
- GPU usage down by up to 3 %
- RAM usage is up by 10 MB... well, you can’t win them all.
Consider it emotional memory.[/p][p]🔧 Bugfixes & Cleanups:
- Crafting + Autosave no longer duplicate or eat items
- Items with weight 0.0 no longer display a ghostly “0 kg”
- Future-removed items will now auto-clean from saves
- Throwing items into lava no longer sometimes upgrades them (yes, that happened)
- Fixed bug where workers restarted from 0 instead of resuming progress
- UI scaling and Steam Deck support improved
- Loading screen now faster (milliseconds count, ok?)[/p][p]
[/p][h2]📅 What's Next? [/h2][p]🗓️ Coming Soon:
- 6.7–13.7: Daily content drops begin → new items, monsters, quests & more
- Possibly a secret project. Possibly another bug. Stay tuned.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]💬 Share your cursed builds. Or your bugs.[/h2][p]Join the official Discord to report enchantment madness, XP farming exploits, or post screenshots of bugged floating anvils.
👉 Enter the forge[/p]