🪱 Dirt, Deals, and Deception? Welcome back to Idle life 0.85
[h2]🪱 Dirt, Deals, and Deception[/h2][p]First he sold you dirt for gold. Then he acted like broken buttons were part of the “mystery.” But now? The Shopkeeper claims he’s changed.
Spoiler: He hasn’t. But something else has — and it’s wriggling.[/p][p]
[/p][p]✨ 10 brand-new Items
🧪 12 fresh Crafting Recipes
💀 1 disturbingly squishy new Monster
And yes, it's a worm. But it’s a serious worm now. With drops. And consequences.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]🏪 The Shopkeeper Has a Makeover (Sort Of)[/h2][p]Rumor has it he found an ancient scroll titled “UI/UX Design for Idiots” and followed some of it.
The result? A revamped shop interface that actually shows what you're buying. Revolutionary.[/p][p]
[/p][p]Also, he finally stopped selling “Air in a Jar” for 250 coins. Progress? Maybe.
Or maybe he’s just making room for the next scam. Trust no mustache.[/p][p]
[/p][h3]🌱 Garden Got an Exorcism[/h3][p]Worms behave. Compost doesn’t delete your inventory. Fertilizer stacks instead of attacking your sanity.
You’re welcome.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]💬 Share Your Screams, Praise, and Warnings[/h2][p]If the worm scared you, if the shop tricked you, or if you just want to confess you miss Air in a Jar…
Join the Discord and yell into the pixel void. We’ll pretend it’s constructive:[/p][p]👉 JOIN THE COMMUNITY[/p]
Spoiler: He hasn’t. But something else has — and it’s wriggling.[/p][p]
[/p][p]✨ 10 brand-new Items
🧪 12 fresh Crafting Recipes
💀 1 disturbingly squishy new Monster
And yes, it's a worm. But it’s a serious worm now. With drops. And consequences.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]🏪 The Shopkeeper Has a Makeover (Sort Of)[/h2][p]Rumor has it he found an ancient scroll titled “UI/UX Design for Idiots” and followed some of it.
The result? A revamped shop interface that actually shows what you're buying. Revolutionary.[/p][p]
[/p][p]Also, he finally stopped selling “Air in a Jar” for 250 coins. Progress? Maybe.
Or maybe he’s just making room for the next scam. Trust no mustache.[/p][p]
[/p][h3]🌱 Garden Got an Exorcism[/h3][p]Worms behave. Compost doesn’t delete your inventory. Fertilizer stacks instead of attacking your sanity.
You’re welcome.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]💬 Share Your Screams, Praise, and Warnings[/h2][p]If the worm scared you, if the shop tricked you, or if you just want to confess you miss Air in a Jar…
Join the Discord and yell into the pixel void. We’ll pretend it’s constructive:[/p][p]👉 JOIN THE COMMUNITY[/p]