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[p]🛠️ The polish is real.
A new UI, a dramatic intro, and more efficient workers.
Just in time – the release is near.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][h2]✨ Quality & Visuals[/h2][h3]🎨 UI Makeover[/h3][p]   🧼 Smoother Than Ever: The user interface has been completely redesigned. Buttons? Crispy. Menus? Delicious.[/p][h3]🎬 Intro Cinematic[/h3][p]   🎞️ Now Featuring Lore: A short intro sequence gives you a taste of what you’re mining for.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][h2]⚙️ Systems & Crafting[/h2][h3]⛏️ Multi-Worker Boosts[/h3][p]   👷‍♂️ Efficiency Overdrive: Assign up to 3 Miners or Crafters per task. The more, the faster:
  🔹 1 Worker → x1 speed
  🔹 2 Workers → x1.5 speed
  🔹 3 Workers → x2.25 speed[/p][p]
[/p][h3]🆕 New Stuff[/h3][p]   🪨 New Mining Source: A fresh resource to dig into.
   📦 New Item: It’s one item, but it’s a good one. Probably.[/p][p]  [/p][h2]🔔 Final Countdown[/h2][p]   ⏳ One More Update: This is the second-to-last patch before release. A small final update drops tomorrow – then it’s go time.[/p][p] [/p][p]
[/p][h2]💬 Join the Community![/h2][p]   🎮 Get early access, test features in the Beta Branch, or just hang out with us.
Join our official Discord server and help shape the game![/p][p]👉 Click here to join the Discord![/p]

[p]🛠️ Big Shifts, Small Shiny.
Not a flood of new items this time — but so much else changed, you won’t even miss them.
New monster, reworked UI, and a major upgrade to how hard your poor workers can sweat.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][h2]👹 Monsters & Combat[/h2][h3]🐀 Sewer Gnawler Arrives[/h3][p]   🧟 New Enemy: It skitters, it bites, it smells like a wet carpet.
   🪙 Drops? Oh yes: Slimy loot you probably shouldn’t touch, but will anyway.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][h2]🎁 New Content[/h2][h3]📦 Items & Recipes[/h3][p]   🧤 6 New Items – some good, some weird, all yours to collect.
   ⚒️ 3 New Crafting Recipes – they may not make sense, but they work.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][h2]⚒️ System Changes[/h2][h3]👷 Worker Improvements[/h3][p]   🔧 Triple Trouble: You can now assign up to 3 workers per mining source.
   ⛏️ More hands, more loot, more efficiency. Kinda.[/p][p]
[/p][h3]🖥️ UI Overhaul[/h3][p]   📐 Visual Refresh: Cleaner, clearer, less confusing.
   🪟 Less Clutter: You’ll finally find that one thing you kept missing.[/p][p]  [/p][h2]💬 Join the Community![/h2][p]   🎮 Play Early, Talk Loud: Join our official Discord for beta testing, feedback, and the occasional meme.[/p][p]👉 Click here to join the Discord![/p][p] [/p][p][/p]

[p]🪱 The worm has turned.
We made it wriggle, gave it drops, and introduced a brand-new reason not to eat raw food.
Also, poison. Because someone asked for suffering. Probably.[/p][p]  [/p][h2]⚔️ Arena & Enemies[/h2][h3]📦 Mob Drops Revealed[/h3][p]   🔍 See What They Drop: Enemies now properly display their loot. No more guessing what that worm was hiding.[/p][h3]🪱 Worm Awakens[/h3][p]   🌍 Overworld Addition: The humble worm is now officially part of the arena mob pool.
   💀 Now With Loot: Yes, it finally drops actual items. Took long enough.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][h2]☠️ Raw Food Rework[/h2][h3]🧪 Poison Mechanics[/h3][p]   🥩 Uncooked & Unsafe: Eating certain raw ingredients now applies a Poison effect.
   🕒 Damage Over Time: Health drains slowly – just enough to make you regret poor dietary choices.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][h2]🎁 New Content[/h2][h3]📦 Items & Recipes[/h3][p]   ✨ 8 New Items
   ⚒️ 7 New Crafting Recipes
  It’s not a lot, but they work. Probably.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][h2]💬 Join the Community![/h2][p]   🎮 Want early access to features, test the Beta Branch, or get exclusive behind-the-scenes insights?
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[h2]🪵 Back to the Grind (Handle First)[/h2][p]What do dowels, gears, and chunks of cobbled rock have in common?
Apparently, they’re all part of the "Totally-Not-a-Machine™" that someone cobbled together in their backyard.
7 new items have arrived — and they're all about turning, grinding, and maybe breaking your fingers if you touch them wrong.[/p][h3]
[/h3][h3] ✨ 7 new Items
 🛠️ 5 new Crafting Recipes
 ⚙️ 4 new Quests[/h3][p]
[/p][p]Some say a crank handle was seen spinning all by itself.
Others say it was just Gary forgetting to tighten the housing.
Either way: Things are moving — literally.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]💬 Join the Mayhem[/h2][p]Think the new mechanisms are broken?
Have better uses for wooden rods than engineering?
Hop into the Discord and let it all out like a rusty gear under pressure.[/p][p]👉 JOIN THE COMMUNITY[/p][p]
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[h2]🪱 Dirt, Deals, and Deception[/h2][p]First he sold you dirt for gold. Then he acted like broken buttons were part of the “mystery.” But now? The Shopkeeper claims he’s changed.
Spoiler: He hasn’t. But something else has — and it’s wriggling.[/p][p]
[/p][p]✨ 10 brand-new Items
 🧪 12 fresh Crafting Recipes
 💀 1 disturbingly squishy new Monster
And yes, it's a worm. But it’s a serious worm now. With drops. And consequences.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]🏪 The Shopkeeper Has a Makeover (Sort Of)[/h2][p]Rumor has it he found an ancient scroll titled “UI/UX Design for Idiots” and followed some of it.
The result? A revamped shop interface that actually shows what you're buying. Revolutionary.[/p][p]
[/p][p]Also, he finally stopped selling “Air in a Jar” for 250 coins. Progress? Maybe.
Or maybe he’s just making room for the next scam. Trust no mustache.[/p][p]
[/p][h3]🌱 Garden Got an Exorcism[/h3][p]Worms behave. Compost doesn’t delete your inventory. Fertilizer stacks instead of attacking your sanity.
You’re welcome.[/p][p]
[/p][h2]💬 Share Your Screams, Praise, and Warnings[/h2][p]If the worm scared you, if the shop tricked you, or if you just want to confess you miss Air in a Jar…
Join the Discord and yell into the pixel void. We’ll pretend it’s constructive:[/p][p]👉 JOIN THE COMMUNITY[/p]