Trying one last time to stay alive in GTA 5: Chaos Mod

When I last grappled with Grand Theft Auto 5's Chaos Mod, which throws random events into the game like a rogue barista pouring hot sauce and spider eggs into your skinny caramel latte, Michael had just been teleported into Los Santos' military base. As you can imagine, the famously congenial US Military doesn't take too kindly to a murderous middle-aged thief appearing in their top-secret compound (at least, not one who isn't wearing his uniform, oh-ho!) and soon the base is lit up like 17th century London after a certain baker left a certain oven on...
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