GlitchSPANKR News

[p]Spank Alert![/p][p]We're going live for a special Steam Next Fest broadcast! Catch us playing GlitchSPANKR, breaking stuff, and oversharing juicy dev secrets.[/p][p]Come hang out, ask weird questions, and don’t forget to wishlist. Spunk needs the validation or he’ll eat another level.[/p][p]👉 Tune in, Spankrs.[/p]

[p]Hey Spankrs!

Just another update as we prepare for Steam NextFest tomorrow!

-Added controller support for almost the full game. Only the settings menu, and the Tower Defense level need a mouse currently.
-Improved the game intro sequences. Added art, music, and additional jokes.
-Various other small bug fixes and improvements.[/p]

[p]Demo Fixes[/p][p]-Made some things on table breakable in Demo_End level[/p][p]-Improved win screen UI (restart level button was ugly)[/p][p]-Removed new wall clipping into reward in Booty_Defense[/p][p]-Fixed Boss fight objective in Boss_Fight[/p][p]-Added option to Skip the Old_Friends level[/p][p]-Fixed bug where Shift to turn hint on Old_Friends doesn't go away if you pause and unpause[/p]

Hey Spankrs! just a small patch I've worked on from watching you guys play the demo!

-Added Restart Level to end screen
-Added background to Booty_Defense
-Added fast forward button in Booty_Defense
-In Small, made spank sounds really big and ponderous/booming
-In Old friend, add Ui pop-up for Shift to speed
-Fixed tree map to not allow clicking next level, just show there's a path
-Changed Old_Friends Spunk to have butt
-Changed Excited level secret hand to stopwatch

As usual, we have the full scoop at our Newsletter (here), but we'll post an abridged version here.





We’re honored to announce that GlitchSPANKR was featured in the Six One Indie Showcase! Yes, someone watched our new trailer, saw Spunk’s face, and still said: “Yeah, this belongs here.” Huge thanks to the showcase team and everyone who checked it out. It was a treat to see the confused expressions of everyone watching the showcase suddenly get slapped with our trailer after a bunch of serious game trailers. Thankfully, most people seemed to be interested by the time our trailer ended.

Oh, and we hit 7,000 wishlists. That’s 7,000 people preparing their spanking hands, hungry to play some Big Booty Slapper 6. I just hope there's BBS6 left to play by the time Spunk is done eating it.

New Trailer:
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Steam Next Fest is just around the corner!
If you’ve enjoyed what you’ve played so far, tell your friends, your favorite creators, or just yell “GLITCHSPANKR” at the sky. The more eyes we get, the more Steam boosts the game... and that means more chaos for everyone. If the game does well, we even have some holiday DLCs planned, or even a VR version!

Originally set for late Q2, we're now pushing launch to mid-August 2025. Why? Because the game’s growing bigger than Spunk’s ego. More levels, more jokes, more hidden horrors. We want your first playthrough to hit hard, and we need just a little more time to make sure it does.

We've also been adding a whole second layer to the story through hidden levels, building out the "real" story of GlitchSPANKR. It's sad, it's dark, it's moving. It all builds up to the ultimate ending, all ties to that creepy door in SPANKR HQ.



Good news: We'll be launching with a discount. Thanks for being patient, it’s going to be worth it.



New Stuff Sneak Peek
Between the chaos, we’ve been adding all sorts of weirdness:
- Adopt a glitchy pet at HQ
- Play Spunk Ball
- Hit the carnival, with several games to win prize tokens
- Dodge some death blades
- Maybe learn French? We’re not even sure anymore, Spunk's gone mad.