GlitchSPANKR News

[p]Hey Spankrs, here's the next batch of fixes! I've also added two new secrets!
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• [p]Updated Desp_3 to inform the player to know the Hate balls back at Spunk,[/p]

• [p]Cut two lines from You're worth it to shorten Spunk's Speech,[/p]
• [p]Fixed typo in Calm_Before_The_Storm,[/p]
• [p]Cut a line from Calm befor the storm,[/p]
• [p]Added total spank counter to pause menu,[/p]
• [p]Fixed a bug where the Sweet Dessert Table reward wasn't unlocking in the kitchen,[/p]
• [p]Added missing accessory 14,[/p]
• [p]Added new small secret area,[/p]
• [p]Added new secret HQ environment unlock,[/p]
• [p]Added sign in broken Koi pond on how to repair it,[/p]
• [p]Reduced damage from fire ring in Refunds,[/p]
• [p]Removed glare on computers in Brother,[/p]
• [p]Fixed typo in New_key,[/p]
• [p]Tweaked the physics in Spunkball to hopefully have a more constant physics between framerates[/p]

[p]Hey Spankers! Some spankin' hot news!

tl;dr Free key giveaway, OST coming, we got our first Metacritic score! [/p][h3]
Key Giveaway[/h3][p]To celebrate 50 Positive Reviews we'll be giving away 20 GlitchSPANKR keys on Oct 27th!

GlitchSPANKR launched almost a week ago to great reception, and a ton of great feedback!

We've been busy adding content and polish to the game based on all the reports. Thank you everyone for all the love and support!

Fill out our google form to enter! https://forms.gle/ocKnbU2zwaVP6AoRA

Giveaway Video: Spunk's Key Giveaway (I can't directly post a YT short)[/p][h3]
Soundtrack, just a spank away![/h3][p]I won't go into it in detail yet, the big news is coming! We are working on getting all the music posted.. for free! [/p][h3]
Metacritic Score[/h3][p]This is bigger than one of Mom's spanks!

Most indie games don't get a Metacritic score, but it seems we're big enough! Our first review is an 84! For a tiny indie game like us, that's almost unimaginable! Even the Stanley Parable only has an 88, and Undertale a 90! As more reviews come in we even have the chance to go up! [/p][h3]
Up Next: [/h3][p]
The next milestone is at 100 Reviews on Steam. When we hit that we'll do another community poll to add in a community chosen Spank Stick set, along with someone to put it! We also have a new newsletter code coming soon!

Thank you again to EVERYONE for supporting us!
Thanks for playing, for the feedback so we can fix and make the game better, and thanks for being here![/p]

[h2]Hey Spankrs![/h2][p][/p][p]GlitchSPANKR was launched almost a week ago to great reception and a ton of great feedback! We've been busy adding content and polish to the game based on all the reports. Thank you everyone for all the love and support![/p][p][/p][p]Below we have new Community Milestones, a New Trailer, and we even updated the free Demo to have a lot more content and quality to show off more of the full game! And even better, we have more stuff coming soon!

[/p][p]If you enjoyed GlitchSPANKR, help share the game so we can make another! We loved making GlitchSPANKR, and we love how much the community has enjoyed it! We want to make MORE![/p][h3]
50 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupː[/h3][p]At 50 reviews we will do a key giveaway! Spread the love of secrets, the love of SPANKING![/p][p][/p][h3]100 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupː[/h3][p]At 100 Reviews we will have a poll for a new SPANK STICK set! A custom design, chosen by YOU![/p][p][/p][h3]150 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupː[/h3][p]At 150 reviews, we will create MORE custom content for you! This time, you guys can decide! More Spank Stick pieces? A new song? More backgrounds to choose from for the HQ? It's up to YOU![/p][p][/p][h3]200 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupː[/h3][p]If we reach 200 reviews, we will post a free Content Update! New levels, new lore, new.... SEEEEECREEEETSSSS! [/p][p][/p][p]We want to thank everyone again for all of the support so far! All of the feedback has helped us improve the game with almost daily updates, bug fixes, and polish! [/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]
Here is a new Trailer for the game, one that explains a bit more of the story and depth of the game. For too long have people though GlitchSPANKR was just an hour or two of goofs. BUT NO MORE! GlitchSPANKR is a 10+ hour saga of secret hunting, exploring paths, discovering the deeper story beneath the code, laughing with (or at) Spunk, and expanding and upgrading your SPANKR HQ.

And now our trailer begins to scratch the surface of all that![/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p]
We've updated the old and crusty demo to have more of the full game's content. There are secret levels, polish, and more from the full game. It still cuts off at the same point, roughly an hour or two of the 12 hours of content. But now there is more to discover, and demo players can get a sneak peek of the full game's HQ!


PSSST, Stay tuned, more news is coming! But quiet, it's a seeeecret! [/p][p][/p][p] Thank you again everyone, truly![/p]

[p]Hey Spankrs!

Here's a new list of fixes, hopefully these kill some of these issues permanently! Thanks to everyone for reporting these!

Patch 5[/p]

• [p]Fixed physics issues with lips that was effected by framerate,[/p]
• [p]Adjusted exit collision for Get_Help_Man,[/p]
• [p]Lowered music volume in Rabbit_Hole,[/p]
• [p]Added exit portal shortcut at the end of Beta_Level_0,[/p]
• [p]Add physics to the handing bulbs so you can spank them around for no good reason,[/p]
• [p]Slightly edited a jump puzzle in Browser_History to be a bit easier,[/p]
• [p]Added save state to a certain puzzle in the HQ,[/p]
• [p]Edited position of cheating space in Reversed to avoid accidental triggers,[/p]
• [p]Fixed typo in Blue Screen of Death intro,[/p]
• [p]Added blood stains to enemy spawn locations in Dark_Maze,[/p]
• [p]Reworked Refunds boss fight so laser eyes turn off correctly,[/p]
• [p]Reworked Refunds boss fight to stop players from hiding behind towers, making it harder for them,[/p]
• [p]Added time limits to skulls in Refunds,[/p]
• [p]Increased health amount for pickup,[/p]
• [p]Added mechanic to make the player look at Nigel when passing to avoid confusion from getting yelled at randomly,[/p]
• [p]Made it easier to unlock the reward at end of Dinner_Eating[/p]

[p]Hey Spankrs!

Another day, another Spankin hot update!

10/17/25 [/p]

• [p]Fixed Dinner_Eating rounding issue to be able to get the 5/5 stars,,[/p]
• [p]Fixed issue with Pucker Puncher not shooting far enough due to auto kisser,,[/p]
• [p]Added a SHUFFLE feature to the HQ music stereo,,[/p]
• [p]Added fix leaving The_Gauntlet to the bedroom leaving effects on screen,,[/p]
• [p]Added ability to slap hairballs for some extra cash,,[/p]
• [p]Added FOV slider to settings,,[/p]
• [p]Added button to newsletter to take directly to the code list,,[/p]
• [p]Added new texture to the internals of the Spunk Statue in Apologies,,[/p]
• [p]Added wet sound to hitting THAT toilet in the club level,,[/p]
• [p]Remove test achievement unlock in Restraint_2,,[/p]
• [p]Fixed shortcut after secret level in Recycler not turning off after coming back, even if you restart the level,,[/p]
• [p]Made the big slap (like hitting camera) be governed by the Slap Effects volume control,,[/p]
• [p]Added pointless secret sign in Boss_Fight,,[/p]
• [p]Added two more slap effect options, cause why not,,[/p]
• [p]Fixed timed lasers in Retro to avoid sitting and waiting so long for them to line up,,[/p]
• [p]Lowered brightness in ending code cube as it was blinding on low shadow quality settings[/p]