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The Stonks Market is Now Available



How's your portfolio doing?

Today we're pleased to release The Stonks Market, right here on Steam. It's a simple trading simulator with a funny story about a rather clueless guy who gets into all kinds of trouble through the stock market.

You'll get access to a basic trading terminal, a stimulus check, and enough time to risk it all gambling on bad plays you've barely researched. All of this while you contend with a frustrated wife, too many know-it-all advisors, and the crippling fear of losing it all in an instant. Kinda like real-life, huh?



Whether you're an avid stock bro, a crayon-eating monkey, or never touched a trading app in your life, The Stonks Market is worth a few laughs. We hope you enjoy all its wild characters and bizarre scenarios.

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The game is available right now with a 25% Launch Discount:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554080

You can also pick it up as part The Stale Meme Collection for even more savings:

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/20966

Oh, and one more thing...

[h2]ALL APES TO THE MOON! 🚀 💎🙌[/h2]