2025 IS THE YEAR OF THE SAVAGE PLANET đź’Ą
Happy New Year, space explorers! It’s officially THE YEAR OF THE SAVAGE PLANET & we’ve got a fresh batch of juicy updates, hot off the press!
If that wasn’t enough to make your space boots tingle, we also dropped a brand-new trailer featuring something evil, artificial & dangerously interactive… Let’s just say if you unwrapped one of these for the holidays, you’d want to check the return policy. 🤖
[h2]Bloggin’ Hell![/h2]
Sound the corporate klaxon! Some PlayStation overlords from Earth have crash-landed with an update hotter than Nu Florida’s irradiated beaches. It’s basically intergalactic law for you to read it. We won’t spoil all the fun, but here’s a quick rundown of what you probably, potentially, maybe, might find if you do:
âś… Gear & Customization (New drip for your space suit.)
âś… More Planets (Not one. Not two. Not three. Keep guessing.)
âś… An Evil AI Robot (Sentient, sassy, slightly unhinged.)
✅ Retro Pinball Machines (Wait… what?)
âś… Behind-the-Scenes Developer Thoughts (Brain juice from the devs.)
✅ FREE STUFF & DISCOUNTS!!! (We had you at free, didn’t we?)
Well, what are you waiting for? Get your eyeballs HERE to read all about it 🗞️
[h2]SLAPPI Recall[/h2]
Uhhhh, this might be the worst present ever.
Your Synthetic Learning Android Personalized Programmable Interactivity (a.k.a SLAPPI) seems to be malfunctioning, which explains the recalls Hott Whiz announced yesterday.
đź”´ Hott Whiz just announced a recall.
🔴 There have been multiple reports of “unexpected” & “alarming” behavior.
đź”´ Some SLAPPI units may or may not have developed a tendency to eliminate their owners.
We’re still trying to separate fact from fiction, but for your safety (& ours): DO NOT APPROACH.
Oh, & if you haven’t seen the new SLAPPI’s Den of Fun trailer… well… buckle up. 🎥
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]
[h2]Planets Galore[/h2]
We teased you long enough & thought it was only right to finally reveal the official deets. If you remember Journey to the Savage Planet, you’ll remember one planet. This time? FIVE. Not two, not three, F I V E.
Apparently, revenge is a dish best served on multiple planets. That’s the saying, right?
Each world is packed with new flora, fauna, weird POIs, & definitely things that will try to eat you. Did we mention that SLAPPI’s Den of Fun is a very different kind of adventure? His version of “fun” may not be yours, but we cannot wait to watch your reactions as we reveal more details in the coming weeks 🌍
[h2]Don’t let SLAPPI catch you not following our socials 👇[/h2]
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If that wasn’t enough to make your space boots tingle, we also dropped a brand-new trailer featuring something evil, artificial & dangerously interactive… Let’s just say if you unwrapped one of these for the holidays, you’d want to check the return policy. 🤖
[h2]Bloggin’ Hell![/h2]
Sound the corporate klaxon! Some PlayStation overlords from Earth have crash-landed with an update hotter than Nu Florida’s irradiated beaches. It’s basically intergalactic law for you to read it. We won’t spoil all the fun, but here’s a quick rundown of what you probably, potentially, maybe, might find if you do:
âś… Gear & Customization (New drip for your space suit.)
âś… More Planets (Not one. Not two. Not three. Keep guessing.)
âś… An Evil AI Robot (Sentient, sassy, slightly unhinged.)
✅ Retro Pinball Machines (Wait… what?)
âś… Behind-the-Scenes Developer Thoughts (Brain juice from the devs.)
✅ FREE STUFF & DISCOUNTS!!! (We had you at free, didn’t we?)
Well, what are you waiting for? Get your eyeballs HERE to read all about it 🗞️
[h2]SLAPPI Recall[/h2]
Uhhhh, this might be the worst present ever.
Your Synthetic Learning Android Personalized Programmable Interactivity (a.k.a SLAPPI) seems to be malfunctioning, which explains the recalls Hott Whiz announced yesterday.
đź”´ Hott Whiz just announced a recall.
🔴 There have been multiple reports of “unexpected” & “alarming” behavior.
đź”´ Some SLAPPI units may or may not have developed a tendency to eliminate their owners.
We’re still trying to separate fact from fiction, but for your safety (& ours): DO NOT APPROACH.
Oh, & if you haven’t seen the new SLAPPI’s Den of Fun trailer… well… buckle up. 🎥
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]
[h2]Planets Galore[/h2]
We teased you long enough & thought it was only right to finally reveal the official deets. If you remember Journey to the Savage Planet, you’ll remember one planet. This time? FIVE. Not two, not three, F I V E.
Apparently, revenge is a dish best served on multiple planets. That’s the saying, right?
Each world is packed with new flora, fauna, weird POIs, & definitely things that will try to eat you. Did we mention that SLAPPI’s Den of Fun is a very different kind of adventure? His version of “fun” may not be yours, but we cannot wait to watch your reactions as we reveal more details in the coming weeks 🌍
[h2]Don’t let SLAPPI catch you not following our socials 👇[/h2]
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