Five Worlds & One Savage Adventure đșïž
As you prepare to launch yourself headfirst into Revenge of the Savage Planet on May 8, we think itâs time to meet the dysfunctional family of planets youâll be exploring.
Some are colorful, vibrant & full of surprises while others are much more dry & moody. They sound a little bit like your co-workers, if you had any left.
Ready for the tour?
[h2]Stellaris Prime đ[/h2]
Ahhhh, home sweet slightly toxic home. If you look to your left youâll see Stellaris Prime.
A lush, radiant jungle world bursting with color & a potentially unhealthy amount of mushrooms. Not the kind you eat, the kind that might eat you if youâre not careful.
This planet is your launchpad for this particular adventure, your cozy corporate hellscape & the epicenter of all things questionable.
Youâll start here in scenic Nu Florida & youâll probably leave a little weirder than you arrived. Maybe itchier too. Blame the mushrooms.

[h2]Xephyr đ”[/h2]
This place is what happens when a desert gives up on being boring.
Xephyr might be sandy & desolate but⊠SURPRISE! MORE MUSHROOMS! This time theyâre glowing & theyâre electric. Youâll have to let us know if thatâs a good thing as you conduct your research.
Thereâs a strange beauty in the bleakness. We could get used to it if the sand werenât everywhere.
Itâs in your boots. Itâs in your lunch. Itâs. Literally. Everywhere.

[h2]Quasadron IX đȘ[/h2]
Imagine a never-ending stretch of verdant tundra. Now toss in a massive rocky outcropping & floating land that defies physics. Congrats, you just pictured Quasadron IX!
Some call it âbreathtakingâ, others call it âstrangeâ & even fewer ask how those rocks started floating but weâre not here to ask those questions today.
One question we do have though: did you remember to bring your jetpack?
This planet is the PERFECT location for jumping around and spellunking. Just remember not to look down if youâre afraid of heights.

[h2]Zenithian Rift đ§đ„[/h2]
We saved the coldest & the warmest for last. Itâll make sense when you land on Zenithian Rift, donât worry.
This world features a potentially active volcano, a frozen tundra & waterlogged caverns with plenty to discover inside.
Itâs cold enough to freeze your jetpack but hot enough to barbecue your best friend. A perfect vacation - sorry, work location - if you enjoy screaming in hilarity & pain at the same time.
Bring sunscreen & a parka. Maybe a priest too.

[h2]????? đ€[/h2]
Unfortunately, we donât know much about this one, but we think thereâs a fifth planet in the star system.
Itâs well hidden, itâs completely unnatural & it sounds like a pinball machine to our sensors.
Think youâll be able to find it? Weâre counting on you, explorer!

Remember to follow our socials as we blast off in just under TWO WEEKS đ
Some are colorful, vibrant & full of surprises while others are much more dry & moody. They sound a little bit like your co-workers, if you had any left.
Ready for the tour?
[h2]Stellaris Prime đ[/h2]
Ahhhh, home sweet slightly toxic home. If you look to your left youâll see Stellaris Prime.
A lush, radiant jungle world bursting with color & a potentially unhealthy amount of mushrooms. Not the kind you eat, the kind that might eat you if youâre not careful.
This planet is your launchpad for this particular adventure, your cozy corporate hellscape & the epicenter of all things questionable.
Youâll start here in scenic Nu Florida & youâll probably leave a little weirder than you arrived. Maybe itchier too. Blame the mushrooms.

[h2]Xephyr đ”[/h2]
This place is what happens when a desert gives up on being boring.
Xephyr might be sandy & desolate but⊠SURPRISE! MORE MUSHROOMS! This time theyâre glowing & theyâre electric. Youâll have to let us know if thatâs a good thing as you conduct your research.
Thereâs a strange beauty in the bleakness. We could get used to it if the sand werenât everywhere.
Itâs in your boots. Itâs in your lunch. Itâs. Literally. Everywhere.

[h2]Quasadron IX đȘ[/h2]
Imagine a never-ending stretch of verdant tundra. Now toss in a massive rocky outcropping & floating land that defies physics. Congrats, you just pictured Quasadron IX!
Some call it âbreathtakingâ, others call it âstrangeâ & even fewer ask how those rocks started floating but weâre not here to ask those questions today.
One question we do have though: did you remember to bring your jetpack?
This planet is the PERFECT location for jumping around and spellunking. Just remember not to look down if youâre afraid of heights.

[h2]Zenithian Rift đ§đ„[/h2]
We saved the coldest & the warmest for last. Itâll make sense when you land on Zenithian Rift, donât worry.
This world features a potentially active volcano, a frozen tundra & waterlogged caverns with plenty to discover inside.
Itâs cold enough to freeze your jetpack but hot enough to barbecue your best friend. A perfect vacation - sorry, work location - if you enjoy screaming in hilarity & pain at the same time.
Bring sunscreen & a parka. Maybe a priest too.

[h2]????? đ€[/h2]
Unfortunately, we donât know much about this one, but we think thereâs a fifth planet in the star system.
Itâs well hidden, itâs completely unnatural & it sounds like a pinball machine to our sensors.
Think youâll be able to find it? Weâre counting on you, explorer!

Remember to follow our socials as we blast off in just under TWO WEEKS đ