Scientific Report - meet BRAINARD
To all brave Space adventurers,
Your noble (and rapidly approaching) mission will take you to the very edge of known space. We need you sharp, ready to handle anything—from hostile threats to... whatever that thing is with the three eyes and too many legs.
We did send probes ahead. Some came back. The ones that did brought back valuable data on local fauna. Be sure to scan everything with your Kindrex—it’s the only way we’ll survive whatever’s out there.
One last thing before liftoff:
Rule #1 – Never trust anything.
Rule #2 – Especially if it’s cute.
See you out there,
Kane, your Chief Happiness Officer
Your noble (and rapidly approaching) mission will take you to the very edge of known space. We need you sharp, ready to handle anything—from hostile threats to... whatever that thing is with the three eyes and too many legs.
We did send probes ahead. Some came back. The ones that did brought back valuable data on local fauna. Be sure to scan everything with your Kindrex—it’s the only way we’ll survive whatever’s out there.
One last thing before liftoff:
Rule #1 – Never trust anything.
Rule #2 – Especially if it’s cute.
See you out there,
Kane, your Chief Happiness Officer