[INTERNAL MEMO] Results of the Contracts Expanded Update
[p]Greetings, Platform Managers! [/p][p]
The Board of Directors would like to take a brief moment to thank all employees for their continued mandatory overtime hard work in the wake of the Contracts Expanded update. [/p][p]
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[/p][p][/p][p]We’re pleased to be able to share the below Key Performance Indicators from this most recent quarter: [/p]
Naturally, these results are incredibly encouraging in our mission for world domination further expansion for Drill Core Inc., and the HR Department insists that we let all esteemed employees know how greatly we appreciate them. [/p][p]
We strongly encourage all employees follow the corporate TikTok and Twitter accounts for a clear line of communication with Drill Core Inc., and also join the corporate Discord server to take part in company-wide conversations. [/p][p]
With lukewarm regards,
The Drill Core Inc. Board of Directors[/p]
The Board of Directors would like to take a brief moment to thank all employees for their continued mandatory overtime hard work in the wake of the Contracts Expanded update. [/p][p]
- [p]Over 140,000 Platform Managers are now employed by Drill Core Inc. from launch.[/p]
- [p]Around 30,000 new Contract Types have been completed.[/p]
- [p]Average logged time per Platform Manager is 18 hours. [/p]
- [p]No competitor company has outperformed Drill Core Inc. even once during Competitive Contracts (according to our PR Department, at least). [/p]
Naturally, these results are incredibly encouraging in our mission for world domination further expansion for Drill Core Inc., and the HR Department insists that we let all esteemed employees know how greatly we appreciate them. [/p][p]
We strongly encourage all employees follow the corporate TikTok and Twitter accounts for a clear line of communication with Drill Core Inc., and also join the corporate Discord server to take part in company-wide conversations. [/p][p]
With lukewarm regards,
The Drill Core Inc. Board of Directors[/p]