BoneTown News

Over the past few weeks you’ve heard all about the magical land of BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition, from the boning to the drug-fueled fighting moves. Now, in the new trailer, you can see what we’re talking about: when we say the game’s all about fucking, fighting, and getting fucked up, we mean it! (Warning! Needless to say, this trailer is extremely NSFW.) Welcome to BoneTown.



BoneTown veterans, can you spot the differences in the new edition? New players, what are you most excited to see more of?

Be sure to check back next week, when we announce the game’s official release date and the countdown begins. For all the BoneTown news, add the game to your Wishlist!

While it's the boning that put the Bone in BoneTown, it’s the fighting that makes BoneTown so much different from every other sex game out there.

In BoneTown, you fight for everything from settling disputes to getting drugs to finding chicks. Hitting someone with a mannequin leg, a keg, or a flyswatter is as common as throwing an uppercut.



With a two-button / left-right fight system, you feel like you're taking control of the fight with quick jabs or combos that include head-butts and bitch-slaps. You can also pick up weapons all over the world. Whether it's a camera from an Asian tourist or a hippie’s guitar, fight with the craziest weapons ever to settle your disputes on the mean streets of BoneTown.



If you get over-your-head in a fight, the best way out is Powermoves. These drug-fueled super attacks allow you to take on multiple fighters at once and keep the upper hand. After you unlock them through boss battles hidden around the world, master all the Powermoves and become the strongest fighter in BoneTown.


[h2]POWERMOVES[/h2]

Beer Blast – Shake up a beer bottle and smack the top, busting out the bottom in a blast of glass and beer.

Whiskey Flame – Take a swig of whiskey and use your lighter to turn it into liquid death on any enemy.

Kaya Cloud – Take a fat hit and blow it out on your opponent to stun them in a cloud of reefer madness.

Fart Toss – Take advantage of the horrible farts of shrooming and toss them at your enemy to do devastating damage.

Lighting Ass Blast – From the power of the holy Peyote, shoot lighting out of your ass to electrocute all enemies surrounding you.

Fart Blast – Harness the power of the toad and release a fart bomb, flinging yourself backward and out of its blast radius.

Crack Charge – Release the power of the rock and fly forward, doing damage to all who stand in your way.

In the drug-fueled paradise of BoneTown, illicit substances give you extraordinary, magical powers and can impart fantastic abilities. Leap tall buildings, run faster than a speeding locomotive--or visit the Spirit World. In BoneTown, the only drug problem is not having enough.

Many cultural groups have embraced particular kinds of drugs, and knowing who’s using what makes it easier to grow a drug stash. Need weed? Find a stoner. Got an itching for some peyote? Better head to the Reservation. In BoneTown, keeping your stash full is all about knowing the city and its inhabitants.



Drugs are also an essential part of staying ahead of the game when throwing down dukes in BoneTown. Any time you’re outnumbered, drugs are your go-to way to level the playing field. Surrounded by an angry mob? Smoke weed and jump the hell out of there. Or lick a toad and turn your body electric. Or eat peyote and vanish to the Spirit Realm. In BoneTown, drugs are as much a part of the game as throwing a punch or boning a girl.

DRUG INVENTORY
Beer increases the size of your Balls by a small amount for a short time.
Whiskey increases the size of your Balls by a larger amount for a short time.
Weed increases how high you can jump for a short time. Can be increased with pipes.
Shrooms make you invisible and you take no damage when hit for a short time.
Peyote transports you to the Spirit World and you cannot be seen by enemies for a short time.
Toads make you electric to the touch, shocking anyone who you touch for a short time.
Crack increases the speed that you run for a short time.

With four completely different body types for both guys and girls, we already have more character variety than the vast majority of sex games, but no, we didn’t stop there. We also morph all of our body types, meaning that every person is a combination of up to four different bodies. That means we have thousands of body types for both guys and girls. Want a girl who’s part petite, part hefty, and part athletic? We got it. Want to see a Big Beautiful Woman dildo a Supermodel? We got that too.

With over 300 character voices, each with over a hundred lines, what we also have is more variety than those other developers have ever even heard. What does that mean? When you’re playing BoneTown, you’re having interactions that we could never script, and are as wide and hilarious as the insane variety allows. What’s a stoner say while boning a sorority girl? Or a vato while banging an Asian beauty? You’ll have to find out.



With 25 sex positions, including threesomes, girl on girl, and all the classics, the variety of sex in BoneTown is beyond compare.

So make sure to put it on your Wishlist and get all the updates, many of which will delve deeper into what you can expect from Sex in BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition.

If there’s one thing that sets BoneTown apart from all other games, it’s the Bone. What other game will let you nail a nun, do a dominatrix, jizz on a juicer, or eat out an eighteen year old?

In BoneTown, every girl you see is fair game—if you have big enough Balls to convince her to do you. The hottest girls on the island will always choose the guys with the biggest Balls, and a guy with small Balls can’t hope to charm anyone but the ugly girls unless he’s willing to pay for it.

So sure, you’ll have to work your way up to the perfect 10, but with all these lovely ladies just waiting for some action, you’ll sure have a good time doing it. On the street, in a park, at a club: In BoneTown, the sex is everywhere and the sex is good.



When you have sex with everyone as the baseline, what could we possibly do in the missions to take it to another level? What do you think about orgies? Or threesomes? Gummers from a crackwhore? Don’t worry, we have plenty of smut and fetishes up our sleeve to surprise you.

But wait: Isn’t this also a fighting game? you might ask. What happens if I decide to have sex while someone is trying to beat me up? All’s fair in love and war, and it’s the same in BoneTown. If a dude can’t stop you before you get down and dirty, he’ll just wait there, talking shit, until you finish, then continue to beat your ass.

BoneTown is like no game you’ve ever played before, so to make sure you get all the unhinged updates and info, put BoneTown on your Wishlist today.