BoneTown News

We're one week away from release! BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition is out on June 8th.

To celebrate, we'll be doing a drunken gameplay broadcast on release day. Think the drunken commentary on Blu-Rays, but instead, it'll be the developers playing the game, drinking, and talking about development and all things BoneTown. Keep an eye on this page for an exact time.

We hope you'll be playing right along with us on release day, so to help you get your copy right away, we'll be running a 15% launch discount for the first week of sales.



In addition, we will be doing a giveaway of games to newsletter subscribers. Information about how to enter will go out in a couple days, so if you haven't yet, sign up for our newsletter.

Check back here in the coming week for more release day shenanigans, and be sure to stick around after release, because we have plenty of announcements about new DLC content and additions of things like Steamworks.

One thing BoneTown fans have asked for over and over is the ability to fight with teammates. You had that ability in our other title, BoneCraft, but until now, BoneTown was just about kicking everyone else’s butt. And okay, in BoneTown: Second Coming Edition, it’s still mostly about kicking everyone else’s butt--but sometimes it’s also about helping out the little guy, too. So with the addition of competitions like Help Out a Hebrew and JailBreak, we’ve added different ways to interact with the wacky personalities of BoneTown. From helping them get laid to freeing them from LaMigra Headquarters, you now can work with BoneTownians as much as you mess them up.

Another way the Second Coming Edition is different is that this version of BoneTown is also a much wilder place. With fights now breaking out on the streets, you have to keep an eye out in case some drunken idiot decides you’re the next person on his hit list.



In the Second Coming Edition, you will also have to be more careful with the girls you hit on. Not all the girls in BoneTown are available. Some have boyfriends, husbands, or jealous suitors taking offense to your advances on their chicks.

Finally, we wanted to address the monotony of fighting people who all used the same attacks. So we’ve added plenty more individuals and competitions that allow you to fight against people using drugs and powermoves just as you do.

BoneTown has never been a peaceful place, and in the new edition we cranked that up to eleven. So, when hitting the mean streets of BoneTown on the hunt for tang, remember, this town’s about more than just getting it on . . . so watch your back.

Well, guys. We tried, but Germany seems to think that German adults can’t deal with adult content. After a review process with the USK--Germany’s video game board--they have refused BoneTown a rating, which essentially constitutes a ban, and certainly means we cannot sell on German Steam.

We wish every country allowed adults to make their own decisions when it comes to the video games they play, but there is nothing else we can do. (Except maybe *wink wink* remind you that direct sales on our website do still exist if your country insists on restricting your Steam experience…) We are sorry to all our German fans--we did our best, guys, and we hope this will change for you sometime in the future.

Over the last couple posts we’ve talked about the basics of BoneTown. But if you’re already familiar with the game, you might be wondering: What’s new in BoneTown: the Second Coming Edition?

Obviously, the first thing we focused on was sex. “What does everyone universally want?” we asked ourselves. And the answer was easy: More sex! So that’s what we did.

First, we brought positions previously reserved for the missions into the world. Now seven new positions are available anywhere in the game, including Poonjam’s Kama Sutra and Britney’s Pile Driver.



Next, we brought all of the threesome positions from our other title, BoneCraft, into BoneTown. Now you can have a Sorority girl doing a Chola, or a Debutanute dildoing a crackwhore--it’s up to you.

On top (see what we did there?) of adding new positions, we’ve also changed which positions are available to you while getting down and dirty. When getting your bone on, you will now be able to cycle through all your unlocked positions. Unlocked, you say, but from where? Another thing BoneCraft had that BoneTown didn’t was a sex store. And now, BoneTown has it too. Just visit a Crack Whore, and she’ll give you access.

Finally we over doubled the amount of female voices in the game, giving you more girls to explore and conquer on your quest to become a BoneTown sex god.

We’ll have more soon about all the other stuff we’ve added to the Second Coming Edition, so make sure to put BoneTown on your Wishlist to get all the information leading up to release.

Grab your peyote and your pocket-pussies because BoneTown has a release date! We’re ready to welcome you to the debaucherous streets of our fair town on June 8th, 2021.

Mark your calendar and add BoneTown to your wishlist, because you don’t want to miss out - - if you buy the game the first week, you’ll get in on our release sale!

So keep checking back as we build up to release on June 8th. We have a lot more to tell you about what to expect in The Second Coming Edition.