Cook Pack & Free Pack 14 | AVAILABLE NOW!
[p]Hey everyone![/p][p][/p][p]It's time to cook. Like, literally. We need to cook some contraband NOW![/p][p][/p][h2]☢️Cook Pack[/h2][h2]
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Cooking contraband? Better dress the part. Equal parts science and sass, this kit keeps you safe from fumes, fines, and fashion police.[/p][p][/p][p] With this pack, you'll get access to:[/p]![]()
[/p][p]With this pack, you'll get access to:[/p]
- [p]Gas Passer: Filters out fumes and awkward questions. Comes with built-in heavy breathing.[/p]
- [p]Methyl Mitts: Grip tight. Stir fast. Leave no prints. Not FDA approved[/p]
- [p]The Yolk Jacket: It’s yellow. It’s baggy. It’s unmistakable. Just don’t get caught wearing it near a lab[/p]
- [p]Chemistry Teacher Shades: Perfect for grading tests, dodging questions, and pretending this is just a school project.[/p]
- [p]Party Wipe: That look when the night’s a blur and you might have said "I love you" to a vending machine.[/p]
- [p]Sipmaster 6000: Two cans. One straw. Infinite shame. Stay quenched and questionable.[/p]