Woodle Tree - Funny review CONTEST ENDED!
Hello my friends,
I'm happy to announce that the contest has ended, and since there were a lot of hilarious reviews, we've decided to give the prize to multiple gamers! (and give a minireward to all the partecipants)! ːwoodlehappyː
Here are the best review that made us laugh our asses off:
"I killed my god to warship this game."
-by Caliber
"My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 22, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your game gave me cancer anyway.
10/10"
-by Whitaker
"For a game that cost me less than $0.10c, it gave me at least 11c in entertainment."
by CapitainLC
"This game has made me reevaluate my life. I have become a better person. I have become the Übermensch.
After throwing a bunch of doritos and empty mountain dew bottles at my mother as she was cooking me my hourly macaroni, she relented and gave me her credit card for to purchase games on Steam. Being the kind gentleman I am, I only put $1000 on it. But I didn't need $1000. All I needed was $.05.
This game has revealed the universe in a way only call of duty had before. I am but a stub, a branch of the bigger thing, the papa tree. It shows how futuile and yet ephemeral our simplistic lives are. Our tireless pursuit towards a meaningless end, but we must pursue. This game punishes you for losing, but you can not lose. You are stuck in a seemingly endless purgatory that not even Gaben could free you from. The only escape, as it is in life, is to push forward and reach the end, the enlightenment.
Thank you, for teaching me so much. Instead of throwing things at other to get them to do what I want, I smack them with a leaf mercilessly."
-by Leoloom
"I want woodle's wood inside of me"
- by Brakeyoself
"My friend got me this game... we're not friends anymore."
- by Filipe
"My friend gave me this game as a gag.
I no longer have a friend.
I have a best friend."
- by PathCat
"I was only nine years old. I loved Woodle Tree so much. I owned all of the games and merchandise. I pray to Woodle Tree every night, thanking him for the life I have been given. "Woodle Tree is love", I say, "Woodle Tree is Life." My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Woodle Tree. I call him a t-w-a-t. He slaps me and sends me to my room. I am crying now because my face hurts. I got into my bed, and it is very cold. I feel a warmth moving towards me. I felt something touch me. It's Woodle Tree. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear, "This is my game." He grabs me with his powerful tree hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my *ss cheeks for Woodle. He penetrates my butt hole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Woodle. I can feel my a-n-u-s tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Woodle. He roars a might roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Woodle looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all OAKer now." Woodle Tree LEAVES through my window. Woodle Tree is love, Woodle Tree is life."
- by CoolDashKid
thanks everyone again for partecipating! Please write to us at [email protected] with your review and steam profile
please remember to follow us on Facebook too! https://www.facebook.com/WoodleTree/
I'm happy to announce that the contest has ended, and since there were a lot of hilarious reviews, we've decided to give the prize to multiple gamers! (and give a minireward to all the partecipants)! ːwoodlehappyː
Here are the best review that made us laugh our asses off:
"I killed my god to warship this game."
-by Caliber
"My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 22, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your game gave me cancer anyway.
10/10"
-by Whitaker
"For a game that cost me less than $0.10c, it gave me at least 11c in entertainment."
by CapitainLC
"This game has made me reevaluate my life. I have become a better person. I have become the Übermensch.
After throwing a bunch of doritos and empty mountain dew bottles at my mother as she was cooking me my hourly macaroni, she relented and gave me her credit card for to purchase games on Steam. Being the kind gentleman I am, I only put $1000 on it. But I didn't need $1000. All I needed was $.05.
This game has revealed the universe in a way only call of duty had before. I am but a stub, a branch of the bigger thing, the papa tree. It shows how futuile and yet ephemeral our simplistic lives are. Our tireless pursuit towards a meaningless end, but we must pursue. This game punishes you for losing, but you can not lose. You are stuck in a seemingly endless purgatory that not even Gaben could free you from. The only escape, as it is in life, is to push forward and reach the end, the enlightenment.
Thank you, for teaching me so much. Instead of throwing things at other to get them to do what I want, I smack them with a leaf mercilessly."
-by Leoloom
"I want woodle's wood inside of me"
- by Brakeyoself
"My friend got me this game... we're not friends anymore."
- by Filipe
"My friend gave me this game as a gag.
I no longer have a friend.
I have a best friend."
- by PathCat
"I was only nine years old. I loved Woodle Tree so much. I owned all of the games and merchandise. I pray to Woodle Tree every night, thanking him for the life I have been given. "Woodle Tree is love", I say, "Woodle Tree is Life." My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Woodle Tree. I call him a t-w-a-t. He slaps me and sends me to my room. I am crying now because my face hurts. I got into my bed, and it is very cold. I feel a warmth moving towards me. I felt something touch me. It's Woodle Tree. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear, "This is my game." He grabs me with his powerful tree hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my *ss cheeks for Woodle. He penetrates my butt hole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Woodle. I can feel my a-n-u-s tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Woodle. He roars a might roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Woodle looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all OAKer now." Woodle Tree LEAVES through my window. Woodle Tree is love, Woodle Tree is life."
- by CoolDashKid
thanks everyone again for partecipating! Please write to us at [email protected] with your review and steam profile
please remember to follow us on Facebook too! https://www.facebook.com/WoodleTree/