Bad Cheese News

[h2]Sup fam! Simon and White G reporting from the deck of Steamboat Willy (not to confuse it with Willie). [/h2][p][/p][h2]Takin’ y’all on a lil’ tour of that boat setup. And yeah - fries 🍟 are on the menu.[/h2][p][/p][h3]Last time I told you how to do laundry in Bad Cheese, today I'd like to share with you how to make fries. And if you think you know how to make them, believe me, you're wrong. They definitely don't taste as good as TayToe Fries.[/h3][h3]
[/h3][p][/p][p][/p][p]Tay Toe Incorporated supports sustainability 🥬 and is therefore seeking solutions that will reduce the production of environmentally harmful batteries, which are not only unreliable in low temperatures but also potentially fire-prone. The company's idea is based on the use of natural, food-based energy sources such as potatoes. 🥔 As we know from physics classes, potatoes have been one of the most readily available energy sources since the time of Columbus. Furthermore, once the charge is depleted, the potato can be consumed as a delicious, low-fat meal. Damn, these fries bussin' like crazy! 😎🍟[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]All the concept sketches for Frynator 2000 were really rough (hey, after all even Picasso did some napkin drawing of questionable quality)[/p][p][/p][p]The machine park, manufactured by Tay Toe Inc. in collaboration with environmentalists, is known to customers under the well-known name Frynator 2000™. Take a look at the individual devices in this set, which demonstrate the principle of operation in the form of the voyage of a happy potato:
[/p][p][/p][p]TayToe Gun™ - Let's start with the fact that if we're going to make fries, we first need to bring potatoes. And this is where things get interesting – we're starting with the wonderful TayToeGun. This unassuming, mid-range gun not only allows you to suck potatoes into the storage tank, but also shoots them with great force. A potato counter allows the gun operator to quickly check the number of rounds. This addition was made in one of the latest iterations of this model.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]TayToe Sockets™ - a socket equipped with four copper tips, allowing you to insert a potato and begin the process of transferring power to the electrical grid. The socket is manufactured for various markets in 120 and 230 volts and 60 and 50 Hz frequencies. Four wall plugs are included. Mount out of reach of children. ⚡[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]TayToe Peeler™ - an industrial peeler powered by three potatoes, equipped with a chute with a mechanical information panel. 3 potatoes required for trouble-free use. [/p][p][/p][p]TayToe Slicer™ - industrial guillotine-style slicer. Powered by 4 potatoes. [/p][p][/p][p]TayToe Fryer™ - high-capacity baking cabinet with a three-potato igniter and a dual LPG cylinder. It features a floor-mounted gas valve, ensuring the cook is at a safe distance from the cabinet and won't be burned while preparing the delicacies.💥🔥 [/p][p][/p][p]TayToe Packer™ - industrial self-packing box with a counter allowing for precise checking and placement of the desired number of fries in the package. [/p][p][/p][p]TayToe Generator™ - high-performance 8500-watt generator. Requires 8 potatoes but provides exceptionally long operating times. ⏱️ [/p][p][/p][p]🥔 REMEMBER TO PURCHASE ALL DEVICES FROM AN AUTHORIZED TAY TOE INCORPORATED DEALER – OTHERWISE, YOU WILL VOID THE WARRANTY. 🥔[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]In my game, you'll have the chance to use all the devices and not only try the fries yourself, but also treat your whole family. Nomnomnom! [/p][p][/p][p]Oh! If a dangerous demon like a Puffermouse 🐡 appears during gameplay, remember that the TayToe Gun is not only useful for preparing a nutritious meal, but also as an effective self-defense tool.
[/p][p]I'd write more, but I'm tired of sitting at the computer, and my best ideas come to me during walks. So I’m hoppin’ in the yellow beast, White G on the leash, time to ditch the desk and step out for some fresh air. [/p][p]
Peace out, Simon & White G[/p][p][/p]

[h2]Simon & G in the cut - chillin’ hard, barkin’ louder!
[/h2][p][/p][h3]One of the things I appreciate about being an indie gamedev is the ability to create everyday devices that aren't limited by production requirements or manufacturing costs. Each such device can be any size, consist of an absurd number of parts, and just has to make sense within the created world. [/h3][p][/p][p]One example of such devices is the Grab Pack from the Poppy Playtime, series which I really like. Interestingly in this case, the dynamic worked in the opposite direction, because after seeing them in the game, players actually started creating their own Grab Packs. And they say games don't influence reality. No duh![/p][p]
[/p][p][/p][p](Some examples of YouTubers showing-off their Grab Packs - I don’t own copyright to Grab Pack nor the YouTubers)
[/p][p]Now back to Bad Cheese. When I was creating a level set in a basement where Keymick has to do laundry before his dad gets home, the idea of sorting socks immediately came to mind. An invention should be a necessity as we all know the hassle of checking which socks are clean and which are smelly, especially when someone mixes them. If there's no dirt visible, the sorting process can be very unpleasant for the sorter, particularly if the sock turns out to be stinky.
[/p][p][/p][p](SockNose early concept art)
[/p][p]Thus came the hero. SockNose Systems Limited, a fictional household appliance company. Their flagship invention is the SockNose, a patented sock sorter that separates clean socks from dirty ones. To effectively use the SockNose system, you need to purchase a complete set of machines, listed below:[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]SockNose™ - a flagship, ingenious device that automatically shuts off if, for example, a stray dirty item appears in the basket of clean socks. Furthermore, the device allows the device to be sucked into a tube that uses air to push the laundry further into the machine park.
[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]SockCannon™ - why carry a heavy laundry basket when you can sit comfortably in the rotating turret and shoot socks into the washing machine or onto a drying line? It's also great for combating voracious Sockmoths.[/p][p][/p][p]SockMachine™ - a washing machine with a very large capacity and washing speed. A well-marked large button allows you to fire a sock to start the washing. Why walk when you can shoot?[/p][p][/p][p]SockNose Control Box™ - not sure if you can start washing? One glance at the control panel is enough!
[/p][p]SockVent™ - a sealed tube system that lets you to toss dirty laundry without having to walk around the house - it will fall directly into the laundry room. It also perfectly isolates odor-prone air.
[/p][p][/p][p]SockNose Panel™ - an intuitive control panel for controlling the SockNose. A lever switches the nose between clean and dirty socks, and the "Sniff" button activates the (you guessed it) sniffing function.
[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p](In the attached example, we see that the SockLock has been activated. The door remains closed, and a synthesizer voice announces the contamination)
[/p][p]SockLock™ - a system that allows you to tightly close the door if the sensors detect an unpleasant odor in the room. In the case of unforeseen events, this keeps the air in the rest of the house clean until the unpleasant smell is resolved.[/p][p][/p][p]🐽🐽🐽 REMEMBER TO PURCHASE ALL DEVICES FROM AN AUTHORIZED SOCKNOSE SYSTEM LTD. DEALER - OTHERWISE, YOU WILL VOID THE WARRANTY 🐽🐽🐽[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p](In the attached example, we can see that the container for smelly socks is full, while the container for clean socks is empty. The device remains in the neutral position)[/p][p][/p][p]You can encounter all of these devices in the third stage of the game - the basement. I hope at least one of the inventions piqued your interest and you'd like to have one in your home.
[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p](SockNose Sytems operation diagrams - early concepts)[/p][p][/p][p]That's probably all for today, but I have a feeling I'll think of something else soon and share it with you! Hopefully, after the game's release someone will dare to construct a SockNose in real life…[/p][p][/p][p]Off the grid, still the realest - peace out,
Simon & White G.[/p]

[h3]Iya, Simon here! [/h3][h3]I wanted to let you know that the main platform where I've been spending my video game time lately is Steam Deck. 🕹️ [/h3][h3]That's why I've been testing the game mainly on Valve’s apparatus, and I can confirm that Bad Cheese runs well on Deck. I'm not sure when we'll get the "Steam Deck Verified" badge, but you can rest assured that you shouldn't be disappointed.[/h3][p][/p][p](Obviously my dear colleagues from Feardemic 🫀 make sure that the cheese flows smoothly on all other platforms.)[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][h3]For those who've read this far, I wanted to reveal what crazy devices you'll soon be holding in your mouse hands:[/h3][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][h3]And what can you look forward to?[/h3][h3]Some of the Game Features (100% Cheese-Certified):[/h3][p][/p]

• [p]🧀 Dirt Zapper™ - A state-of-the-art shoe-cleaning device powered by cheese-scented static.Finally, a way to remove grime from boots and have some Quake-like fun at the same time.[/p]
• [p]🧀 Sock Cannon™ - Fires filthy socks directly into washing machines with tactical precision. Perfect for obliterating the airborne menace known as Sockmoths – bloodthirsty moths with a taste for cotton....[/p]
• [p]🧀 TayToeGun™ - Potatoes: humble carbs, deadly ammo. Doubles as a power source, snack, and demon-annihilation unit.
  Warning: may contain Puffermouse parts[/p]

[p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][h3]And of course, there's more in the game. But I don't want to spoil too much (cheese).🪤[/h3][p]
In any case, I'm incredibly happy that so many people are looking forward to the game. 👀👀👀 [/p][p]This last pre-release period is exceptionally intense for us. Before the release, I'm asking myself a lot of questions and I don't know what the future holds.😰[/p][p]Gary, however, is trying to reassure me and assures me that everything will be okay.[/p][p]The porting of the game is really nearing its final stages, and I hope to be able to share a specific release date with you soon.[/p][p][/p][h3]Much love from Kraków, Poland[/h3][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][h3]P.S.[/h3][h3]Please remember that you can play Bad Cheese Demo on the go right now![/h3][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p]

[p][/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][p][/p][h3]🧀 BREAKING: Simon Lukasik, the visionary behind underground cult classic Bulb Boy, has partnered with IGN to confirm a summer 2025 release of Bad Cheese on Steam and major consoles with Feardemic on board - you know this isn't your grandma’s fondue party. 🧀[/h3][p][/p][h3]Featuring mind-melting dairy physics, Sockcannon, and the vocal stylings of a chihuahua named Gary, this lactose-laced adventure promises radical gameplay, bodacious secrets, and a soundtrack that slaps harder than a Walkman dropped in a blender.[/h3][p][/p][h3]You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll smell parmesan.[/h3][p][/p][h3]Simon is working hard to put everything together and Gary is making sure that he does. You can see a little update video here:[/h3][p][/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][h3]Are you thrilled by this dairy overload?[/h3][p][/p][h3]Don't forget to WISHLIST BAD CHEESE - unless you don't wanna brie a good little mouse... But when Daddy gets mad, don't say we didn't warn ya, okay?[/h3][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][h3]Not lactose intolerant? Follow Simon Lukasik and Bad Cheese on X! If you are - hey, nobody's judging. Follow anyway.[/h3]

Thanks to everyone who played Bad Cheese Demo - we read your feedback and updated it with extra quality-of-life features (Gamma slider, new 30 FPS limit, faster running and more) to make the experience as pleasant as can brie!

And did you know, that Bad Cheese is Steam Deck compatible?
If you enjoy playing on the go, definitely give it a try!



Haven't played the demo yet? What are you waiting for?!
Download it now to keep Daddy happy, or else...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3374350/Bad_Cheese_Demo/