Nerd Simulator News

[h3]Hello Nerds,[/h3][p][/p][h3]📅 Save the Date – October 23, 2025[/h3][p]Get ready to dive into Nerd Simulator, coming to Steam this October![/p][p][/p][p]Imagine this: you’re 40, still living under your mom’s roof, and decide that it’s finally time to step up. That’s the chaos and comedy awaiting you in this RPG-life sim mash-up.[/p][p][/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][p]🔹 Tackle absurd tasks (like cooking without poisoning yourself)
🔹 Face ridiculous, over-the-top challenges
🔹 Try to be independent… or at least pretend you are
🔹 Make decisions, meet weird characters, maybe even win at adulting[/p][p]It’s never too late for a fresh start—and for laughs. 😂[/p][p][/p][p]✅ Add Nerd Simulator to your Steam wishlist and sign up for playtest now![/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][p][/p]

[p]Hi Nerds![/p][p][/p][p]We’re not slowing down and we’re back with more updates! Very soon we’ll be sharing something big, so stay tuned![/p][p][/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][p]What’s up with Mervin?[/p]

• [p]We’ve rebuilt the entire intro you already know from the demo! It now uses all the latest systems![/p][p]Open tutorial structure: from now on, the tutorial is optional, free-form, and only triggers when you perform a certain action for the first time – no more forcing![/p][p]New Mervin model: we’ve taken care of details like fingers, hair, eyebrows, and shoes. He finally looks like a real human…[/p]

• [p]The fish in the aquarium also got a little facelift – new look, refined animations, a new feeding system, and a more engaging way to clean the tank.[/p]
• [p]Mervin finally found a classy club that hired him for a striptease minigame![/p]
• [p]New features for true artists: color palette, canvas rotation, saving and selling paintings, and the ability to hang your masterpieces on your room’s walls![/p]
• [p]Refreshed nightmare game: when Mervin has a restless dream, he’s attacked by real monsters… such as cleaning supplies or healthy food.[/p]
• [p]Gym treadmill minigame: we’ve expanded it with new point collection mechanics and a score-saving system, so now you can beat your own records![/p]

[p][/p][p]See you soon![/p][p]Nerd Simulator Team[/p][p][/p]

[p]Hey Nerds![/p][p]We're back with another batch of updates from Mervin’s chaotic life. A lot has been happening lately, and here are some of the highlights:[/p][p][/p]

• [p]A brand new smartphone from Pinapple – Mervin can now call all sorts of numbers. Who’s on the other end? No clue. But with him, it’s bound to get weird.[/p]
• [p]Dumbbell Throwing – Is this how you’re supposed to work out? Probably not. But Mervin has his own vision of fitness. Just make sure you’re not standing in his way. And if you hit someone... run. Fast. Deny everything.[/p]
• [p]New app: Y – The most respected social media app in all of Wackington. Now you’ll be able to keep up with the world and read all about Mervin’s questionable achievements.[/p]
• [p]The Casino – A new way to make cash... or lose everything. Poker, roulette, and classic slot machines will be waiting for you. Play responsibly. Or don’t.[/p]
• [p]Games within the game – Work isn't everything. When you're burned out from chasing money, take a break and do what nerds do best: game. The Smoke platform will offer several games to purchase and enjoy.[/p]
• [p]Cage Fights – We’re building a full 3D combat system. You'll be able to fight in a local club... or settle some serious debts with your mom over unpaid rent. First look coming in the next devlog. Time to start training.[/p]

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[p]Here’s your dose of the freshest news from Mervin's life![/p][p][/p]

• [p]Brand-new menu: The main menu has been redesigned into an interactive, over-the-top dream room where you can try to wake Mervin up - but honestly, who’d want to go back to boring everyday life?[/p]
• [p]Gym time: Time to get in shape for summer! Mervin can now get a gym membership to shed those extra pounds - each workout will be an engaging mini-game.[/p]
• [p]Weekly rent: Because life isn’t all fun and games, Mervin will have to chip in for his mom’s rent every week. If he can’t afford it… well, there are always more “creative” ways to get out of trouble![/p]
• [p]Side hustles: We’re always expanding Mervin’s ways to earn some extra cash. Besides selling his paintings, he can now make a few bucks dancing as a stripper at a nightclub![/p]

[p][/p][p][/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][p]Let us know what you think about these latest updates - and see you soon!
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1. [p]Snow Plowing Simulator Full Steam Release[/p][p][/p]
2. [p]Farmer's Life PS5 Premiere[/p]
3. [p]Arena Renovation PS5 Release[/p]
4. [p]New House Builder DLC Launched[/p]

[p][/p][p] Have fun playing, FreeMind [/p]