Pigeon Hater News

Hi, it's Ells&Pills!

Don't worry, this update does not add another dose of madness to the game! The update includes:

• The pick up range with the dildo/banana has been increased from 2 to 2.5 meters.
  
• The pick up outline is no longer overlapped by other objects and is now brighter. This will make it easier to find the dildo/banana in the bushes and liquid.
  
• Added 3 additional dildos/bananas to the game location on hardcore mode.
  
• Minor localization fixes.
  

Hi, it's Ells&Pills!

Don't worry, this update does not add another dose of madness to the game too! This update includes:

• Localization of the game, game page and achievements into Polish.
  
• Ability to invert the Y-axis in the options. We've been asked for this customization since the last game, so now we'll be adding this to every new game.
  
• The game now minimizes correctly when you click on the Publisher's Games button.
  
• Fixed a few minor visual bugs in the game.
  

Hi, it's Ells&Pills!

Don't worry, this update does not add another dose of madness to the game! Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese have been added to the game. In addition, the game's Steam page and achievements have been translated.

Hi, it's Ells&Pills!
There are times in life when a utility apocalypse happens! But that doesn't stop a real hater, does it? XD

This mad update includes:

• New hardcore game mode “Utility Apocalypse”. Your task is to hit all the pigeons without getting your feet wet. If the game seems too easy, try this!
  
• Two new achievements. One of the achievements is given for completing the game on hardcore mode, the other is available for getting in any mode ( spoiler: it's box-related).
  
• Correcting the sound attenuation of the goose. Now it can be heard a little better and a little farther away.
  
• Fixed one of the bugs that caused the goose to not react to the player's approach.
  
• Fixed a bug where the mouse cursor would not disappear during a cutscene.
  

We'd also like to point out that no one but the character makes a sound when touching the surface of the liquid, as if it didn't exist. It's not a bug, it's the way it's designed. After all, this is a game in our mad series of games, maybe a little later the character went to the hospital to see a psychiatrist? Who know...

Please don't take it too seriously, it's just a game. It's exactly what games are for, a similar, sometimes absurd experience. So that you don't have to do something stupid in real life, but have the opportunity to get into some crazy role and blow off steam in the virtual world.

Hi, it's Ells&Pills!
We didn't plan to make updates because this particular joke game is fully represented and doesn't need any additions. But!

It was hard to resist adding a legendary bird familiar to many players! Considering the absurdity of what is happening on the screen, a rude, swearing goose is exactly what is needed, a kind of cherry on the cake! So here's a humble update that adds a legendary bird and one additional achievement!

Please don't take it too seriously, it's just a game. It's exactly what games are for, a similar, sometimes absurd experience. So that you don't have to do something stupid in real life, but have the opportunity to get into some crazy role and blow off steam in the virtual world.