Football News #3

Hello again from FLS TV!

• We had to temporarily pause our broadcasts due to disruptions and workload caused by the closure of the Discordia center by the city authorities.
  
• When asked about the reason for the closure, a city official said, "We don't know either; if there's a problem somewhere, it's easier for us to close it!" The official, who was being pelted with eggs during a protest, then shut down the market across the street.
  
• The long-awaited news has arrived! The stadium will open its doors on January 15! Season ticket sales have exceeded 10,000!
  
• Translators have been hired to ensure that players who speak different languages don't face communication issues.
  
• Management has been teasing a 'surprise' for weeks regarding the unveiling of the new season's jersey. However, the designs are so secretive that fans have started joking on social media, saying, "Could it be an invisible jersey?"
  
• Locals say that the new transfers are quickly adapting to the city. After training sessions, players have been signing fans' jerseys (and sometimes other things) and chatting with them.
  
• It's reported that conversations have increased at the newly opened bar and gym, and some players have even missed training sessions.
  
• It was claimed that a famous footballer will not play in the European match due to "depression." The reason cited is that his wife was allegedly caught with a rap star.
  
• During a controversial match in the Black Sea region, a famous coach was injured while sliding on the field after a last-minute goal.
  
• Unauthorized entries to the closed Discordia center are continuing.

That's all for now from FLS TV, and now the weather!