A Thief meets a Goblin
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Turns out the world has room for not just one legendary filcher of priceless goods… but two.
That’s right: the goblin with sticky fingers (me) has found a very special partner, a cloaked human named Garrett, thief of rooftops, keeper of mittens, and apparently, someone who still hasn’t learned to close his damn inventory doors.[/p][p]So we did what any self-respecting underworld professional would do:
We made a bundle
Welcome to the Master Thieves Bundle, where your Steam library gets twice as sneaky and half as polite.[/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][h2]Introducing the Master Thieves Bundle[/h2][p]
Two masters of stealth. One irresistible bundle.
Me: Styx: Blades of Greed. My latest solo misadventure.
My latest solo misadventure. Goblins, traps, guards with bad attitudes, and loot. Lots of loot.[/p]
Follow Garrett as he swipes jewels, valuables, and dignity from every rich fool who never looks behind the drapes.[/p]
No. Obviously. He’s clumsy with potions. Keeps trying to talk to guards like they’re old friends. And don’t get me started on his inventory management, I mean really, do we need 20 lockpicks?
[/p][p]Still… He’s learned patience and timing. Things I respect.[/p][p][/p][p]So we pooled our talents. He brings the brooding cool. I bring the strategic chaos.
You bring the trigger finger. [/p][p]A word from me:[/p]
No fancy pretense.
No chosen one super hero.
Just you and two masters of thievery.[/p][p]Get it. [/p][p]Play it.
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Two thieves. One bundle. Zero shame
[p]Oh gods, you thought you’d seen everything? Turns out the world has room for not just one legendary filcher of priceless goods… but two.
That’s right: the goblin with sticky fingers (me) has found a very special partner, a cloaked human named Garrett, thief of rooftops, keeper of mittens, and apparently, someone who still hasn’t learned to close his damn inventory doors.[/p][p]So we did what any self-respecting underworld professional would do:
We made a bundle
Welcome to the Master Thieves Bundle, where your Steam library gets twice as sneaky and half as polite.[/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][h2]Introducing the Master Thieves Bundle[/h2][p]
Two masters of stealth. One irresistible bundle.
Me: Styx: Blades of Greed. My latest solo misadventure.
My latest solo misadventure. Goblins, traps, guards with bad attitudes, and loot. Lots of loot.[/p]
- [p]The master of stealth is back! Explore the dizzying heights of the Iserian Continent and cunningly eliminate your enemies. Thanks to your Quartz powers, you are freer than ever. Be creative: Never has it felt so good to be greedy.[/p]
Follow Garrett as he swipes jewels, valuables, and dignity from every rich fool who never looks behind the drapes.[/p]
- [p]Garrett, the Master Thief, steps out of the shadows into the City. In this treacherous place, where the Baron’s Watch spreads a rising tide of fear and oppression, his skills are the only things he can trust. Even the most cautious citizens and their best-guarded possessions are not safe from his reach.
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No. Obviously. He’s clumsy with potions. Keeps trying to talk to guards like they’re old friends. And don’t get me started on his inventory management, I mean really, do we need 20 lockpicks?
[/p][p]Still… He’s learned patience and timing. Things I respect.[/p][p][/p][p]So we pooled our talents. He brings the brooding cool. I bring the strategic chaos.
You bring the trigger finger. [/p][p]A word from me:[/p]
[p]Some people call it teamwork. I call it strategic annoyance management. But whatever you want to call it, this bundle is good. Very good. It’s got shadows, shiny things, and a guy who thinks stealth is a state of mind. Grab it before the guards catch on. Or before Garrett starts charging emotional support fees.[p]
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No fancy pretense.
No chosen one super hero.
Just you and two masters of thievery.[/p][p]Get it. [/p][p]Play it.
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