RATSHAKER™ - 100 MORE T-SHIRTS RELEASED

HEY RATSHAKERS,

[h2]THE RAT IS PLEASED.[/h2]

THE FIRST WAVE OF WHITE ON BLACK RATSHAKER™ SHIRTS IS GONE. 100 SOULS SECURED THEIRS BEFORE THE GATES SLAMMED SHUT. NEVER AGAIN WILL THIS DESIGN TAKE THAT FORM.

THE MARK WILL BE BEEN SEARED INTO THESE ACCURSED CREATIONS.
PRINTING BEGINS MONDAY. THE PROCESS CANNOT BE STOPPED.

BUT THE RAT DEMANDS MORE. OR MAYBE IT IS FEELING GENEROUS. PERHAPS THIS IS A TEST?
EITHER WAY, 100 MORE UNITS HAVE BEEN RELEASED. BLACK & BLOOD-RED.

WEAR IT AS AN OFFERING. SHOW YOU ARE THE RATSHAKER.

[h2]DO NOT HESITATE.[/h2]
THERE WILL BE NO SECOND CHANCES.
WHEN THEY ARE GONE, THEY ARE GONE.

Gear up with this limited edition unisex black T-shirt, featuring a striking, BLOOD-RED screen-printed RATSHAKER™ design. Made from heavy cotton with a taped neck, twin needle sleeves, and hem for lasting comfort and durability.

Only 100 available! Once they’re gone, they’re gone. Maximum 1 per customer.

RAT-ISFACTION GUARANTEED!



Warning, this product has been exposed to potentially damaging levels of developer brainrot and may cause symptoms of wanting to shake random objects and shout rat puns at strangers.