RATSHAKER™ - THE T-SHIRT - TOXIC FREQUENCY
[p]HEY RATSHAKERS,
[/p][h3]The signal is \[G]REEN.[/h3][h3]The message from the VOID is corrupted.[/h3][h3]Celebrate RATSHAKER™ with this limited run irradiated green t-shirt.[/h3][h3]Only one frequency plays on this channel and it's ENDLESSLY shaking...
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[/h3][h2]HOW PRE-ORDERS WORK:[/h2][p]ACCEPT THE INESCAPABLE MARCH OF TIME. THE RAT WAITS FOR YOU.
PRE-ORDER NOW: This guarantees your claim. A mark upon the ledger. The ritual begins.
T-SHIRTS ARE RELEASED IN BATCHES: A relentless cycle. A churning machine that does not sleep. The ritual is ongoing.
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED: If you hesitate, you fall behind. The RAT does not look back. It does not mourn the indecisive.
WHEN YOUR SHIRT SHIPS, YOU WILL KNOW: The transmission will reach you. A signal in the dark. A whisper in the static. IT HAS BEGUN.
RAT-ISFACTION GUARANTEED!
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Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause an overwhelming urge to shake / squeeze objects, drain unknown meters, and induce indecipherable whispers. Side effects may be irreversible.[/p]
[/p][h3]The signal is \[G]REEN.[/h3][h3]The message from the VOID is corrupted.[/h3][h3]Celebrate RATSHAKER™ with this limited run irradiated green t-shirt.[/h3][h3]Only one frequency plays on this channel and it's ENDLESSLY shaking...
PRE-ORDER NOW: This guarantees your claim. A mark upon the ledger. The ritual begins.
T-SHIRTS ARE RELEASED IN BATCHES: A relentless cycle. A churning machine that does not sleep. The ritual is ongoing.
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED: If you hesitate, you fall behind. The RAT does not look back. It does not mourn the indecisive.
WHEN YOUR SHIRT SHIPS, YOU WILL KNOW: The transmission will reach you. A signal in the dark. A whisper in the static. IT HAS BEGUN.
RAT-ISFACTION GUARANTEED!
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Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause an overwhelming urge to shake / squeeze objects, drain unknown meters, and induce indecipherable whispers. Side effects may be irreversible.[/p]