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SYSTEM ERROR! B.O.B.I is distributing GAME KEYS! (1/12)

[p][/p][p][/p][p]Beep... Boop... Uh... Wait... What’s happening?![/p][p][/p][p]I’m B.O.B.I – your loyal companion at STAR ORES INC. Unfortunately... or maybe fortunately?... my internal key distribution algorithm has developed a tiny hiccup. Instead of just promoting STAR ORES, my system is now spitting out three free game keys from the 3RG archive every hour! I can’t stop it! 😱[/p][p][/p][p]💥 3 new keys every hour – until the glitch is fixed![/p][p][/p][p]My developers are working frantically to resolve the issue, but until then... it’s gift time! And not just any gifts – we’re talking about these galactically good titles:[/p]
  • [p]🛒 SHOP Simulator: SUPERMARKET[/p]
  • [p]🐾 SHOP Simulator: PET SHOP[/p]
  • [p]🗿 Michelangelo: Stonemason Simulator[/p]
  • [p]🚀 STAR ORES INC.[/p]
[p][/p][p]🔧 How does it work?[/p][p]Just follow STAR ORES INC. on Steam and keep an eye on the News feed – new keys will be released every hour. Speed matters, because it’s first come, first play![/p][p][/p][p]Error Code: B.O.B.I-1337-GIVEAWAY // Status: Uncontrollably enthusiastic.[/p][p][/p][hr][/hr][p][/p][p]⚠️ SYSTEM MESSAGE \[B.O.B.I-KEYDROP-001][/p][p]Diagnosis: Unscheduled key distribution
Status: Irreversibly active
Memory leak: 3RG-Gameslot #A12
Game: Shop Simulator: Pet Shop
Protocol output:[/p]
  • [p]J4E67-NNWQ0-LZ3GC [/p]
  • [p]ZA2F5-ME02K-5FRN5[/p]
  • [p]2PA8Q-L4DCZ-FMR0D[/p]
[p][/p][p]Note: Keys have been released without human approval. Please use responsibly. Or not. Or immediately. Beep. 🤖[/p][p][/p]