6 days till launch. The demo takes its final honk today.
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[/p][p]Dear Humans, Scientists, and Other Questionable Lifeforms,[/p][p][/p][p]After months of service, suffering, and being poked at by thousands of curious fingers, the Tingus Goose demo is retiring today.[/p][p][/p][p]It has earned its rest.
It has witnessed things no demo should witness.
It has been honked on… a lot.[/p][p][/p][p]Why disable it?[/p][p]
Because in 6 days the real madness arrives. The full game. The full mutation tree. The full cosmic goose catastrophe. And we want your first moments to hit as hard as possible.[/p][p]If you enjoyed the demo, wishlist now so you don’t miss launch.
If you didn’t enjoy the demo… the full game is much worse. You’ll love it.[/p][p]We’ll be counting down each day with something special.
Stay tuned. Stay weird. Stay honkable.[/p][p][/p][p]The Sweatychair Team We sell WTF for a living.[/p][p][/p]
It has witnessed things no demo should witness.
It has been honked on… a lot.[/p][p][/p][p]Why disable it?[/p][p]
Because in 6 days the real madness arrives. The full game. The full mutation tree. The full cosmic goose catastrophe. And we want your first moments to hit as hard as possible.[/p][p]If you enjoyed the demo, wishlist now so you don’t miss launch.
If you didn’t enjoy the demo… the full game is much worse. You’ll love it.[/p][p]We’ll be counting down each day with something special.
Stay tuned. Stay weird. Stay honkable.[/p][p][/p][p]The Sweatychair Team We sell WTF for a living.[/p][p][/p]