The Goose has been Released!!

[p][/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p]To all goose enthusiasts,[/p][p][/p][p]The containment door is open. [/p][p]Tingus Goose has officially been unleashed into the wild. [/p][p][/p][p]What started as a harmless little goose project has now grown into an ever-mutating nightmare-tree of beaks, necks, and very questionable life choices. [/p][p][/p][p]Welcome aboard, and here’s what you can expect!! [/p]

• [p]Grow your own beautiful goose abomination [/p]
• [p]Chase numbers so big they stop looking like numbers [/p]
• [p]Unlock stranger and stranger upgrades that definitely weren’t approved by any ethics committee [/p]

• [p]Realize you’ve been staring at a goose for three hours and somehow you’re fine with that [/p]

[p][/p][p]This is the full experience: more chaos, more progression, more “I can stop anytime I want” energy, and absolutely no responsible supervision. [/p][p][/p][p]If this sounds like a normal, healthy use of your free time: [/p][p]Grab the goose and have a go!! [/p][p][/p][p]Leave a review if you survive, we’d love to hear your last whisper. [/p][p][/p][p]And last but not least, thank you all for supporting our strange little goose and the even stranger team behind it. [/p][p]Keep it honk. [/p][p][/p][p]Sweaty Chair Studio[/p][p]We sell WTF for a living[/p][p][/p][p][/p]