Earth Must Die! We're coming SOON!
[p]Greetings, Terranoid scum!
It is I, Vvalak Lizardtongue. I have a very important announcement to make, so kindly shut up and stare at your screen.[/p][p][/p][p]I am FULLY AND TOTALLY DESTROYING YOUR STUPID, HORRIBLE PLANET LATER THIS YEAR.[/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][p]No really, I am going to make you very, very dead. Milky will help too; she is very clever for a literal floating container of milk. I will whizz over to Earth, turn it into a stinking pile of rubble, and be back home in time for a warm glass of milk before bed. My bedroom is the one at the very top of the big spire, you know.[/p][p][/p][p]![]()
[/p][p][/p][p]Stand by for my glorious rise to power, my definitely accidental surrender to you Terranoids, and my infamous revenge against Earth and everything it stands for. It’ll be a whirlwind. You’ll love it... and then you’ll be dead. But not before doing some clicking and pointing! For hours! MWAHAHAHAA.
It says here I am meant to tell you about some British comedy royalty who are involved somehow, but I’m not writing all that, so here’s a picture instead:[/p][p]![]()
Great! Glad we’ve got all that covered. Brilliant. Let’s catch up soon so you can die and I can go on being the most important person in the universe. Which I am. Obviously.[/p][p][/p][p]Vvalak signing off.[/p]
It is I, Vvalak Lizardtongue. I have a very important announcement to make, so kindly shut up and stare at your screen.[/p][p][/p][p]I am FULLY AND TOTALLY DESTROYING YOUR STUPID, HORRIBLE PLANET LATER THIS YEAR.[/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][p]No really, I am going to make you very, very dead. Milky will help too; she is very clever for a literal floating container of milk. I will whizz over to Earth, turn it into a stinking pile of rubble, and be back home in time for a warm glass of milk before bed. My bedroom is the one at the very top of the big spire, you know.[/p][p][/p][p]
It says here I am meant to tell you about some British comedy royalty who are involved somehow, but I’m not writing all that, so here’s a picture instead:[/p][p]
Great! Glad we’ve got all that covered. Brilliant. Let’s catch up soon so you can die and I can go on being the most important person in the universe. Which I am. Obviously.[/p][p][/p][p]Vvalak signing off.[/p]