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Minor Update 02/11/2026

[p]Hello, traders! [/p][p][/p][p]Just a couple of little updates on this, the eve before the next content update! Tomorrow will see The New Stuff so get ready for that, for right though now we have a couple of fixes for you...[/p][p][/p]
  • [p]Bookie predictions no longer show in the pause screen when a character should not have access to them.[/p]
  • [p]The rewards screen would sometimes break and show the wrong character ending. This has now been fixed.[/p]
[p][/p][p]Oh hey, if you're reading this, while I have you, I just want to say another thank you from myself and the whole team. This game is starting to get around and it's thanks to folks like yourself letting everyone you know in on this little gremlin of a game. We're a small, part time group of folks and seeing some BIG creators play our game, along with all the positive reaction and discussion has been amazing. [/p][p][/p][p]THANK YOU![/p][p][/p][p]If you haven't yet, we would love it if you could leave a review as they still make a big difference to how many people Steam will show the game to, but until tomorrow...[/p][p][/p][p]See you out there,

- Chris @ Strange Scaffold[/p]

Content Update 1 is LIVE

[p]Hello, traders![/p][p]Well, we told you there would be two new campaigns available today but if you’ve seen the headline you know that things have changed...numerically. [/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]Let’s take a look at those updates…[/p][p][/p]
  • [p]Three new campaigns featuring your new friends…[/p]
  • [p]Nuria Voll pawns everything to ride the wave of high value baby trading... but the market won't always cooperate[/p]
  • [p]Fulds is a fugitive on the run, and he needs to keep the authorities guessing. Where you trade today has consequences for tomorrow![/p]
  • [p]B'ho Maximum risks it all, buys a second-hand terminal, and begins their journey from rags to riches on the Baby Trading market.[/p]
  • [p]Minor balance tweaks to certain consultants to align the value of their information with their earnings.[/p]
  • [p]Chad Shakespeare has agreed to be a very good boy. Oh yes he is. He's the best boy. (And that little Integer Underflow bug got hit with flea and tick remover).[/p]
[p]The new campaigns will unlock after earning at least a bronze trophy on Pixem and Mr. Zip-It's campaign. There is no change to the unlock conditions for the final campaign (Wengrave Shup), giving you more options in our anthology format.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]Next week a new game mode, Scenarios, is coming your way and the week after that? Two new campaigns and more scenarios! This rocket will go beyond the moon, pass Mars (it's got that billionaire stink, ew) and out into the universe.[/p][p][/p][p]We’ve seen a lot of you playing the game and we’ve enjoyed watching you all shout at the screen the way we have been internally before it came out. THANK YOU for playing and THANK YOU for letting your friends, favourite creators and outlets know about our little gremlin of a game.[/p][p][/p][p]More importantly than that though, please, remember…[/p][p]
SHORT THAT BABY!

See you out there,

- Chris @ Strange Scaffold[/p]

Minor Update Feb. 3rd 2026

[p]Hello, traders![/p][p][/p][p]Some small patch notes for a few little fixes...[/p]
  • [p]A fix for Chad Shakespeare's read out sometimes displaying nonsense numbers.,[/p]
  • [p]A fix for the main menu buttons, which would sometimes not highlight correctly when using the mouse.[/p]
  • [p]Tweaked the Psychic achievement so it should be achievable (but still difficult to get)[/p]
[p]The first of our new content comes out on the 5th so we're only a few days away! Two new campaigns? Yes please![/p][p][/p][p]Keep shorting those babies!

- Chris @ Strange Scaffold[/p]

Post Launch Roadmap

[p]Hello, traders!

Firstly, thank you to everyone who has already jumped into the game on launch day! The whole team are sat watching your streams, comments and posts with huge smiles on our faces. THANK YOU![/p][p]
So, let's talk post about launch content.[/p][p]
As a statement sounds way more serious than I'd like. Like I've asked you to "take a seat" or "can I have a quick word?". I don't know why I'm explaining this now, you can clearly see the image below. Let's just focus on that and what's written under it. This is like a secret little bit that only we've read! Wait, is this bonus content? No. But this is![/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]We will have at least two months of free updates and content coming out with two new campaigns coming out next week! I'm particularly excited about the daily challenge mode as I've seen some of the stuff the team is testing out and it's...well, you'll see.

Again, thank you all so much for supporting our little gremlin of a game and if you've enjoyed it please leave a review. They let the steam robot know people like it and that maybe others will as well!

See you out there,

- Chris @ Strange Scaffold[/p]

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW!

[p]Hello, traders!

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is HERE!
[/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][p]I asked Xalavier Nelson Jr., the Head of Strange Scaffold, for a comment on this most auspicious day. [/p][p]"This is one of the best games we've ever made, and I have no idea how to explain it to my newborn child. What am I gonna tell them? That it wasn't based on their life? That it was? Baby Trading Simulator isn't even out yet and it's already ruined my family." [/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][p]With that in mind, let’s talk POST LAUNCH STUFF!

There will be a minimum of two months worth of post-launch support kicking off with weekly DLC. The first taste is free and then…well, they’re free updates so the second taste will be free as well.[/p][p][/p]
  • [p]February 5: Two new campaigns[/p]
  • [p]February 12: A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios[/p]
  • [p]February 19: Two new campaigns, more scenarios, and the addition of a daily challenge mode.[/p]
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We’re incredibly proud of this game and have been blown away by the response we have got so far. If you enjoy the game, please leave a little review as this first week is HUGE for how much Steam will show the game to other people. And hey, tell a friend! Get them to tell their friend! Have their friend stream it and tag us in the videos! But most importantly…

SHORT THAT BABY!

See you out there,

- Chris @ Strange Scaffold[/p]