APRIL CRITICAL FIXES
Corrosive Supporters,
Hey everyone!
These fixes apply to all of our games and cannot be undone. They have silently downloaded by themselves without your permission.
Deal with it.
CRITICAL FIX LIST:
-Support for all systems has been removed (no one can play our games)
-Removed checkpoints from the games (dying will result in not only having to restart, but also reinstall the game)
-Added random crashes and blue screens
-Replaced all music with lower quality soundtracks stolen from other games
-All achievements have been reset so you can do them all again to build character
-Made game 51% darker and harder to see
-All character skin names have been replaced with slurs
-Optimized all game space requirements and made them 4 gig larger
-Added several bugs in a variety of colorful ways
-All canine enemies have had their rear legs replaced with human legs
-Added support for players to understand a joke
-Fart sound
-Leaving the game opened and idle for longer than 5 minutes will cause your computer to shut down
-Players who reported bugs in the past have been permanently banned (how dare you?)
-Injury sound effects have been replaced with "Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke!"
-Every time you open the game, you'll now have to sign a EULA
-Removed all endings from all games so they leave off on a cliffhanger
-All human enemies in all our games have been replaced with peaceful protesters wearing flip flops with pony tails
-FPS reductions across the board
-Added more NPCs who will block you from moving
-If you still don't understand, these are a joke
-All white characters now speak with southern slang
-Players who posted suggestions have been thrown in jail
-You'll now have to witness your horse poop in Lawless Lands
-Increased all sound effects volume by 50% to damage your hearing
-If you fail any quest, it is immediately game over
-Anybody who refunded our products in the past have been triple charged for the product and their social security number has been given to foreign hackers (but don't get anything at all in return)
-All women characters no longer have hair (anywhere)
-Pressing the Escape key will now trigger your system to self destruct (don't press that)
-Maps have been removed from the games to teach you how to navigate using landmarks
-Once again, these are a joke (Happy April Fools Day!)
Lastly, these are a joke.
Enjoy!
-Corrosion ːCStudiosː