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Slay The Dance Floor In 2017!

A sneak peak into the fuuuuutuuuuure...

Big Ol' Expansion In The Works!

We see you there, people on the forums...
We see wachu been askin' for. :epicTreasure:

For the last few months, we've been working on a major game expansion we call "Slay The Dance Floor"!
It brings so many features, a bunch of which we aren't even announcing yet.
  • Full local multiplayer, across All play modes
  • A new unlockable, playable character
  • Reworked and new challenges
  • New ability types
  • A brand new (really meaty, still secret) play mode

And yes. As with the UGC expansion, this giant-sized patch will be 100% free.

You'll see more about this in the coming months, but... hey!
Announcement hyyyyype!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMVVhtwSchQ
Plus! We'll Slay The Dance Floor will be coming to consoles in 2017!

PAX East Approacheth!

Want to get your hands on multiplayer right stat now?
We'll be marching out to Boston, home of PAX East, with the first playable multiplayer build in just two weeks.
Come hang out, chat a bit, and compete against your friends for some super fun prizes!

:hug: :heartsong:
-Danny

New Languages! Winter Conventions! Nominations!

New stuff now, and some on the horizon...

New Languages Playable Now!

By player demand, The Metronomicon is now additionally available in Russian and Brazilian Portuguese!
For you native speakers, that's... Pу́сский and Português-Brasil!
So, you know... if you speak those things (and, erm, also understand me right now...), we have a thing for you!!

Otherwise... play some music and learn you something new!

Conventions! Come See Us In Person!

It's just about convention season again, and we'll be heading all over the place!

First, in the second week of March, we'll be heading out to Boston, MA for PAX East!!
Despite the flight and hotel needs, this show has become a second home for us, and I couldn't be more stoked to go. Last year, I had a BABY born while showing this game pre-release at PAX. So, you know... something there will have to beat that!

Then, the very next week, we'll be headed to Austin, TX for SXSW!!!
SXSW Gaming was kind enough to nominate our little musical monstrocity for The Gamer's Voice Award!

It's a voting sort of thang. So, if you're nearby, we want you there. And screaming. Or singing. Loudly.


Mystery Things!

Before those shows, in the weeks that come, you'll see some announcements of some Super cool new Metronomicon news. All of features, stuff, things, and thangs are in the works, and these conventions will be your first chance to get your hands on Some of it!
Playable Convention Reveals, Ho!

Hope you're all enjoying dancing!!

ːhugː ːheartsongː
-Danny

New Languages! Winter Conventions! Nominations!

New stuff now, and some on the horizon...

New Languages Playable Now!

By player demand, The Metronomicon is now additionally available in Russian and Brazilian Portuguese!
For you native speakers, that's... Pу́сский and Português-Brasil!
So, you know... if you speak those things (and, erm, also understand me right now...), we have a thing for you!!

Otherwise... play some music and learn you something new!

Conventions! Come See Us In Person!

It's just about convention season again, and we'll be heading all over the place!

First, in the second week of March, we'll be heading out to Boston, MA for PAX East!!
Despite the flight and hotel needs, this show has become a second home for us, and I couldn't be more stoked to go. Last year, I had a BABY born while showing this game pre-release at PAX. So, you know... something there will have to beat that!

Then, the very next week, we'll be headed to Austin, TX for SXSW!!!
SXSW Gaming was kind enough to nominate our little musical monstrocity for The Gamer's Voice Award!

It's a voting sort of thang. So, if you're nearby, we want you there. And screaming. Or singing. Loudly.


Mystery Things!

Before those shows, in the weeks that come, you'll see some announcements of some Super cool new Metronomicon news. All of features, stuff, things, and thangs are in the works, and these conventions will be your first chance to get your hands on Some of it!
Playable Convention Reveals, Ho!

Hope you're all enjoying dancing!!

:hug: :heartsong:
-Danny

Free Christmas Gifts For All!!

Tis the for jumping and fighting...

A Weird Ol' Christrmas Gift is Here!!!

Just in time for the holidays... A FREE DLC pack for everyone!

Featuring "Deck The Dubstep" by Andross, this song is festive, jolly, a little bit trippy, and... an experiment in my doing something bizarre. ːheartsongː

Playable in the Story DLC dungeon as well as in Freeplay Mode, "Deck The Dubstep" puts a weird little holiday twist on normal song choreography. Something a bit... hm. Well, go play it!

Grab it here!!

And support Andross by checking it out on iTunes here!

Happy holidays to everyone, and we love your big, dumb face!
To a New Year filled with big ol' Metronomicon announcements (so much in the works... ːsteamhappyː)

ːhugː
-Danny

The J-Punch Challenge Pack is Here with Tournament Prizes!

You need to rest yo' mind...

J-Punch is Kicking His Way Into Our Hearts!!

Time for our first single-artist challenge pack!

Fight alongside a handful of bad guys to win an item that ups the game challenge. Spawn two enemies at once by beating Shoes off of Stick Figure Guy.

Want to ride one hero lane all the time, at the expense of their casting speed? Win a super hasty round to the beat of Hours Late, off of Stick Figure Guy.

Finally, want a super-special tournament oriented reward? Go as fast as you can to Make It Blue, off of Maximum Exertion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GnbHHoY8AM
All of these new songs in Freeplay Mode, the Arena, or in our other-worldly, player-requested Story Mode DLC-dungeon!

Consuuuuuuume!


Our Tournament Has a Winner!

After many matchups, some nail-biting competition, and some incredibly inventive party building by our players, a winner has been crowned!
Athrend Fyre is the winner of our first Metronomicon Tournament ("WEINER 2!").

Athrend won a custom Metronomicon Dance Pad of his own, as well as a special item named after him in-game. One perfectly suited to the strategies in use in the tournament!!
And you can get that item in this DLC!
Read about some of the tourney evolution on our wiki, here

Stuff Happened!
-Danny