Defender Mk. 1
Jimmy boy, give this old man that newspaper. Let's see what's in the news today... "Arms Race Picking Up Steam!" Holy smokes, who's thinking up these headlines these days? Forty years ago, when I was a kid your age, the world was already going crazy. Somebody built a black tank with an electric engine. In response, someone else assembled a black tank destroyer with a railgun and some alien devilry in place of the engine. But then our scientists built the Defender Mk. 1, which surpassed everything else. We ain't called the motherland of tanks for nothing! They still show programs about it on TV. Come see for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnYCWOeVFc
Inventing, inventing, inventing. It's like they have nothing else to do! Who in the world would invent a tap that doesn't leak?! Jimmy boy, stop staring at your phone. Come talk with your grandpa. What've you got there? Tanks? Look, an Arms Race is in full swing here, too: the IS-3 Defender, T28 Defender, and look, our Defender Mk. 1 as well.
You think your grandpa's only good for grumbling? I see you're using the Defender Mk. 1. Well, I've got something to tell you. I used to command such a tank. Not this cartoon you're playing. A real one! No, you go on with your playing. But I'll just give you some tips on what it does best.
MORE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnYCWOeVFc
Inventing, inventing, inventing. It's like they have nothing else to do! Who in the world would invent a tap that doesn't leak?! Jimmy boy, stop staring at your phone. Come talk with your grandpa. What've you got there? Tanks? Look, an Arms Race is in full swing here, too: the IS-3 Defender, T28 Defender, and look, our Defender Mk. 1 as well.
You think your grandpa's only good for grumbling? I see you're using the Defender Mk. 1. Well, I've got something to tell you. I used to command such a tank. Not this cartoon you're playing. A real one! No, you go on with your playing. But I'll just give you some tips on what it does best.
MORE!