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Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition News

Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition Out Now!!!

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It's Happening!!


After 10 long years in development much of which was spent painstakingly building a limited run of arcade cabinets and distributing them all around the US, Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition is available now!

Grab it right here on Steam for Windows, Mac, and Linux for $14.99 USD or any console under the sun! Also works great on Steam Deck.

Many thanks to Mega64 for bringing the hype with that insane video. Y'all killed it!!

[h2]Gameplay Launch Trailer[/h2]

Check out the Launch Trailer below for a closer look at the gameplay and hit us up in the discord for some tips and tricks!

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[h2]Happy Blobbing Out There![/h2]

Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition Release Date Announcement

[h2]It's Finally Happening!![/h2]

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[h2]What's Different from the Arcade Edition?[/h2]
Some of you may have played our game at one of our Arcade Locations around the US. We're actually planning a big arcade update after our Couch Edition release that'll synchronize a number of features but to note some of the big updates...

[h3]16 New Levels[/h3]
Lots of unique levels to experience with a variety of features across 4 galaxies. Destructible satellites, tons of explosive crates, weapons on demand, and toggle-able energy gates!

[h3]Melee Weapons[/h3]
Knives and swords are here and do extra damage when dashing. They also can only be blocked with other melee weapons so dashing back into a melee weapon won't save you!

[h3]Super Weapons[/h3]
Four new super weapons have been introduced that can be unlocked by playing through all 16 levels! I would list them all here but that would ruin the element of surprise! Maybe you can spot them in the trailer above?

[h3]Blob Dojo[/h3]
A sandbox training mode of sorts where blobs go to become unblobable. Mess around with all the weapons and mechanics with no real goal other than blasting everything in sight to smithereens! Spawn droves of Drones or CPUs and take them down one by one or fill the screen with explosive crates and light em up! Set it to a team match so you don't kill your friends!

[h3]Blob Bombardment[/h3]
Dodgeball but with cannons! You can customize the number of dodgeballs with up to ten for maximum pandemonium. The dodgeballs turn neutral if they hit the wall or another dodgeball and are safe to be collected. Horde all the dodgeballs if you want but you'll bloat up with each one slowing you down and making it harder to avoid incoming shots!

[h3]Food Fight[/h3]
Try and eat the most tacos within the time limit or be the first blob to reach the target number of tacos! Weapons can be turned on in the settings to make this game mode even more ridiculous!

[h3]Combo King[/h3]
Every consecutive kill adds to your score but it resets when you die! Either try and be the first blob to reach the target combo or have the highest recorded combo when the timer runs out! This one can go on for a while without a timer so don't set it too high unless you know how to block those dashes!

[h3]What About Online?[/h3]
This was something we spent a lot of time and money developing and testing and trying to figure out. Ultimately we realized we couldn't swing it on our own, not to mention we weren't going to be able to afford server costs. We felt it was best to focus our energy on the core gameplay and we could possibly revisit development of the online component in the future if there was a community large enough to warrant such an endeavor. Online development is nightmare-level difficult and that hard work doesn't really mean anything if no one ends up in the servers to support its existence. Suffice to say, it's still in the cards if we can build a vibrant player base and find the right person for the job!

[h2]Do You Have A Discord?[/h2]
Why yes! You can join us at the link here:
ARMED AND GELATINOUS DISCORD SERVER

You can also find us on BlueSky here:
ARMED AND GELATINOUS BLUESKY

Official Discord & Closed Beta Access



Armed and Gelatinous has moved into a closed beta until release. But don't fret!

Some of you may have noticed that Armed and Gelatinous recently received a huge update! This update gives players early access to our Beta. If you are interested in participating in the beta, you can JOIN OUR DISCORD for more information on how to gain exclusive access.

Some highlights include:

  • New Blob Blitz Mode!
  • Rebuilt Blob Soccer Field
  • Added Additional Soccer/Dodgeball/Blitz Balls
  • Added Dash Blocking (dashback & frame-perfect dash press)
  • Added Nade Hot-Potato functionality
  • Added Exclamation Points to Nades
  • Put Superweapons in Black Crates
  • Added Controller Layout Options
  • Added Secret Character ;)


Full Patch notes to be found in our Steam Discussions.

Kickstarter Final Countdown



The End Is Near!


Less than 48 hours remain on our Kickstarter Campaign and we've just hit 3/4 of our goal. We really need all the help we can get with spreading the word! We've somehow only managed to get about 700 views on our video over the last 3 weeks and could really use a hand in getting more eyeballs!

PAX East 2018




We just returned from an epic 4 days of showcasing the game at PAX East. Thanks to everyone that came by our booth and congrats to our tournament winners! We were located right under the PAX Rising sign surrounded by a bunch of other fantastic indie games. We encourage you to go and check them out on the PAX Rising page!

Media Coverage


Grateful to have had the opportunity to show off the game to so many journalists at the show! Here are a few particularly awesome tweets...

Tycho Brahe | Multiple Nerdgasm | Indie Hangover



Check out this article that dropped after the first day of the show as well as this video interview we gave at our booth! Not used to all this attention. Hopefully it helps our cause!