Rule 63

Hey Panda Peeps - it’s story time!

Approximately a thousand years ago, when the internet was young, and the pursuit of waifus not yet so mainstream - there was a game that came out that rocked some socks. It was an RPG with a spiky haired protagonist back in the days where that wasn’t nearly so common.

Well, the creators of Crush Crush played that game. And we fell in love with the waifus. And we had our own head-canons for what it might be like if certain characters got together and had themselves their own little “final” fantasy, if you catch our drift.

Anyway - completely unrelated - here’s Claudia!

Claudia is a tough, bad ass gal who could save the world and look bored doing it. She’s a bit angsty. She’s a bit gutsy. And she’s more than a bit busty.

She may or may not be the child of a certain head-canon. Or she may or may not be just a fun gender-bend of another character. Who knows? We’re not experts. But she’s definitely satirical, and falls within the bounds of fair use.

So unlock Claudia, help her on her quest, and do what we always wanted to do in the days of yore… Take her out for dinner. Give’er a smooch. Good times!

We hope you enjoy unlocking Claudia. Don’t miss your chance! This LTE runs Jan 22 - Feb 4.

Love you all so hard!

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The Pandas