This Week on Crush Crush… A Dramatic Return!

Hey Panda Peeps,

Wild stallions couldn’t keep her away from you! Or sudden onset amnesia. Or secret twins. Or evil twins. Or secret evil twins. Ah, you get the idea! Melodramatic beauty Rosa is back for another Limited Time Event, and just like with your favorite telenovelas, you’ll have to tune in every day if you hope to claim her heart--er, Event Tokens. And then you can claim her heart, which as surely as she lives and breathes, belongs to you!

In fact, she’s probably pining for you on her moonlit balcony as we speak, so go to her! You must!

No, don’t speak. Just remember, we love you so hard!

The Pandas