Crush Crush News

JUMP SCARE!

Heads up Panda Peeps - there’s a new gal in town, and she’s one spooky seductress!

Her name is Charlotte Thorne, and she’s polite, poised, and probably poisonous. Charlotte is now available in the store (for real moneys!), but with her we’re trying something a little different. Charlotte will only be available for a limited time!

How long you ask? We’re not 100% sure. We’ve been working behind the scenes on a bunch of new ladies, and we’re changing up how you unlock them. Some gals will be available for purchase, some will be added to the “Event” rewards, maybe even a scavenger hunt or two, and finally some will be added… Well, that last one is a surprise.

But SOME gals are going to be featured in the Store, and they’ll come with special bonuses like extra diamonds, new Jobs, or maybe even a game-enhancing super power or two.

(And side note: Panda reserves the right to bring back these gals unexpectedly, because people get really salty if they miss their chance on this stuff, BUT NO PROMISES!)

So don’t miss your chance to unlock our sweet spooky princess, who is fully voiced, comes with a bunch of outfits, and is fully compatible with our saucy DLC patches.

Love you all so hard,

--
The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s romance month! Time to buy your favorite waifu that special donut, puppy, or 10,000 magic candles they always wanted.

Our diamond bundles have been reduced 20% for a limited time. Go! Go! GO! Sorry, that was aggressive...but you can’t make diamonds without a lil pressure. And making you diamonds is what we’re all about. ;)

We hope you're having a fantastic February, and keep checking back because we’re planning some big surprises soon. Like actually big. It’s going to be “nuts”.

Love you so hard,
-- The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Got a lil something for you today. A special scavenger hunt in honor of that most auspicious religious ceremony - just how awesome cake is!

Actually, there are a few birthdays buzzing around we’d like to shout out. Crush Crush is turning three in February, and that also means Artist Panda (and Programmer Panda!) will be doing the birthday thing soon. Meowza!

So join the Quest For Cake! There’s a bunch of cakes hidden in the game (all at once!), and if you find them all Bonnibel will make sure you get your favorite flavor. And if you happen to have the 18+ DLC installed, you’ll find out a fun fact about Nutaku-chan: her favorite flavor is Bonnibel!

The event starts January 24 and ends on the 31st! Go have your cake and eat it too!

Love you so hard,
~The Pandas

It’s time for a little holiday hijinks! We’ve got a scavenger hunt for you that’ll have you looking everywhere for balls - snowballs of course!

Every day, a sneaky snowball will be hidden somewhere in the game. And you only have 24 hours to find it.

If you miss a snowball, you can trade 5 diamonds for it - no questions asked. Or, if you’re the baller-type, you can just buy all of the snowballs at once because who are we to stop you!

The event starts December 14 and ends on Christmas! Go! Deck those balls!
~Sad Panda

Hey Panda Peeps!

Black Friday is here, which means there are numerous products and brands on the prowl, looking to scoop up all your cold, hard cash. Zoinks!
Well, that’s not how we do things around here. Here at Sad Panda we want to SAVE you money. So to do that, we’re having a sale! YOU’RE WELCOME!

Here’s what going on for our Black Friday sale!

-20% off all Diamond bundles. Use that extra cash to buy yourself something nice. You earned it!
-Our gal Darya is also on sale! We weren’t going to, but then the Ghost of Christmas Passed-Out appeared to us and softened our hearts.

Also, just in time for the holidays, we’ve got some new Bundles to tantalize you with!

-We’ve got a new Monster Girl bundle featuring Bonchovy and Spectrum!
-The Time Lord bundle is here! Filled with big budget sci-fi time manipulation powers at a low-budget sci-fi price.

By the way - players who earned Bonchovy and Spectrum’s outfits last year will find them unlocked for free when they launch. Whoa my!
How’s THAT for a happy Black Friday sale?! Let us know your thoughts, and any cools ideas on what you might want to see in future bundles.

Love you all so hard!
--
The Pandas