"Describe a weapon" - contest winners!

Having fun with the new weapons, Puppy?

You’ve had some quality time with them, haven’t you. Do they play well? Are they fun enough? In the meantime, I’ve had a couple of badass hackers collect some background information on the arms’ origins. You’ll have it in your database soon. I just need to clear the data from the dirt and malware left by those... wizards. I’ve extracted their names, tho, so you can check on them now! Here’s the list:

• Andrew Puchniarz
  
• V3RTIGO
  
• Umber "JG" Man
  
• Hayden Parker
  
• Joel Lee
  
• Greer
  
• SD Fire

“When will the data be available?”, you ask, “I won’t take soon for an answer!”
I really can’t tell you, pup. Not yet. Something’s going down in Rengkok. Something big. It’ll drop in February. Just be ready.

Take care,
RUINERS