The Narrator Is A Dick : Longer, Harder, and Uncut Coming Soon!

Please wishlist the new game here : https://store.steampowered.com/app/1275770/The_Narrator_is_a_DICK__Longer_Harder_and_Uncut/

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Hello Everyone,

When I created the original The Narrator Is A Dick it was only my second game ever. While the reception of the game was generally very positive, and it received a great deal of online buzz I've always felt that it could have been an even better game. For that reason I am excited to announce that I have begun working on a remastered edition of this title The Narrator Is A Dick : Longer, Harder, and Uncut.

Everyone who owns a copy of the original game prior to the remastered edition being released will receive the remaster for FREE.

These are the key features of the remaster that are complete, or near completion as of today.

• Improved Gameplay - Overall the game just feels better and smoother to play.
  
• Multiplayer - Play every level together with your friends in rooms of up to 144 players.
  
• Unlockable Characters - Play as any NPC in the game (Including the Unicorn).
  
• Time Trial - Speed runners rejoice as your time played is now tracked in-game, making it easy to decide who is truly the best.
  
• Original Soundtrack - A brand new original OST.
  
• Improved Graphics - Several of the original sprites we're low quality or blurry. They have either been fixed or replaced.
  
• Infinite Save Slots - The original game had only 1 save slot. Now you can create as many as your computer can hold.
  
• Improved UI - Better looking and more uniform UI elements.
  
• Subtitles - Subtitles to improve access for the hearing impaired.
  
• New SFX - New sound effects have been added, and some old ones have been improved.
  
• Animations - Deaths look and feel much more pleasing as your character flies through the air upon death.
  
• Details - More details per level. Things like trees, grass, effects, ect.
  

Please let me know what your thoughts are on this or if you have any questions, as well as any additions or changes you'd like to suggest. Thanks, and I hope to see you guys in-game soon.

- Adam